What makes my elitism superior to yours buddy boy is that, as my recent revelation regarding my background demonstrates, it is all smoke and mirrors, and thus takes considerably more effort. Naturally bred snobs such as yourself don't have to work at it. Although. given your city of residence, it is rather a big glaring oxymoron to call you a Sacramento snob, so maybe you're a pretender after all.
No, Simple Dan, this is not a pretender, but the real thing.
Living in Sacramento has opened JoMal's eyes to a world of elitism he only dreamed about as a small child, growing up in the shadows of Trump Tower, which was hard to do considering it had not been built yet, so your own imaginary world of hardship cannot compare.