I can only pass my condolances on to Lurker, SpursX3, Spurs101 as they strive to deal with the fans who hoop and holler like a real fan without the substance of one. Sorry guys!
Randy,
One thing you need to be made aware of is the documentary "Bandwagon Migration", it originally aired on The Discovery Channel and has been featured on ESPN8. In short, thousands of bandwagon fans were tagged with depleated uranium tracking devices after MJ's first retirement to track their migration patters through Houston, Chicago, San Antonio, Los Angeles, Detroit and Miami. Unfortunately some subjects jumped so far and so often that the trackers lost contact with them and did not have the chance to remove the tracking device. The tracking devices are supposed to be removed after 5 years or they begin to leak and cause brain damage and dementia.
I think this will clarify many things for this board.