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Offline Skandery

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« Reply #30 on: December 15, 2005, 05:40:01 PM »
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This thread is about Allah being a Clippers fan. That proves Islam is a false religion since the Clippers suck, have sucked and will always suck.

Hold on a minute there, WOW.

As someone who ascribes to the faith of Islam, I know for a FACT that Allah bled Sonic green during the 90s, he just always took a vacation come playoff time.  

He's decided to smite the Sonics for their lack of loyalty recently though.  

I think now he appreciates the hard-working Utah and the clever Denver coach, trust me on this, I know. :nod:  
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« Reply #31 on: December 15, 2005, 05:43:34 PM »
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he just always took a vacation come playoff time.

WOW!  You're right!  He *WAS* a Sonic fan...planning his vacation around theirs!

 
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« Reply #32 on: December 15, 2005, 05:49:38 PM »
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he just always took a vacation come playoff time.



WOW! You're right! He *WAS* a Sonic fan...planning his vacation around theirs!

SEE!!


P.S.  :cry:  
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« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2005, 06:04:33 PM »
Allah is a Clipper's fan?

That explains why every five minutes or so, the Clippers fall to their knees on the court and bow to the eastern basket.
"We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.....We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason.....We are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes that were for the moment unpopular....We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home."