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« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2005, 06:22:42 PM »
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ummm, this IS Shaq we are talking about, if you could not out run him than you deserve to be caught... 

good point, I am caring a TV in my arms, but I'll re-phrase:

7'1, 330 pound cop with a gun. :eek2:
LOL...well, to that I say if he shoots anything like he plays.....he would need to be at point blank range to make a hit (ie.  look at his free throws)....lol
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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2005, 06:33:35 PM »
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Whats the dealy with Wheatgrass?  how is it good for you?  please explain...
Smoking Wheatgrass helps numb the sensation you get when your team lets a backdoor lob play be ran on them 8 times in one game.  The fact it lowers your stress level is how it is good for you.
Now THAT was the voice of experience.
Hay not all of us can just jump into our backyard, grab some magic mushrooms, make some tea and start tripping  so hard you think your team plays good defense like some people *AHEM*
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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2005, 07:40:09 PM »
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Hay not all of us can just jump into our backyard, grab some magic mushrooms, make some tea and start tripping  so hard you think your team plays good defense like some people *AHEM*
"If" I were to, say, jump into my backyard, "allegedly" grab some magic mushrooms, "purportedly" make some tea with them and "supposedly" start tripping so hard with them, I would "ostensibly" not be all THAT interested in thinking about whether my team plays good defense or not.      
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« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2005, 10:21:59 AM »
Would I be a jerk if I mentioned I saw Ro at a Clippers game wearing a LeBron jeresy?  Laker fan my asterisk!  

Ya, it would jerkish, so I won't post it.  Where's the "edit" button?

 
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« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2005, 10:39:23 AM »
That's blasphemous!  How dare he change in his good old Mavericks 22 jersey!

Good to see you, Rolando.
 
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« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2005, 10:47:39 AM »
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Hay not all of us can just jump into our backyard, grab some magic mushrooms, make some tea and start tripping  so hard you think your team plays good defense like some people *AHEM*
"If" I were to, say, jump into my backyard, "allegedly" grab some magic mushrooms, "purportedly" make some tea with them and "supposedly" start tripping so hard with them, I would "ostensibly" not be all THAT interested in thinking about whether my team plays good defense or not.
Now THAT REALLY was the voice of experience.  
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« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2005, 11:33:02 AM »
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Hay not all of us can just jump into our backyard, grab some magic mushrooms, make some tea and start tripping  so hard you think your team plays good defense like some people *AHEM*
"If" I were to, say, jump into my backyard, "allegedly" grab some magic mushrooms, "purportedly" make some tea with them and "supposedly" start tripping so hard with them, I would "ostensibly" not be all THAT interested in thinking about whether my team plays good defense or not.
Now THAT REALLY was the voice of experience.
I said "IF"!!
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« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2005, 11:36:34 AM »
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Would I be a jerk if I mentioned I saw Ro at a Clippers game wearing a LeBron jeresy?  Laker fan my asterisk!  

Ya, it would jerkish, so I won't post it.  Where's the "edit" button?
And just what was WOW, the premier Laker apologist, doing in a place where he might observe the actions of another quasi-Laker pretexter secretly donning the duds of yet another band wagoneer?
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« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2005, 01:02:10 PM »
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Would I be a jerk if I mentioned I saw Ro at a Clippers game wearing a LeBron jeresy?  Laker fan my asterisk! 

Ya, it would jerkish, so I won't post it.  Where's the "edit" button?
And just what was WOW, the premier Laker apologist, doing in a place where he might observe the actions of another quasi-Laker pretexter secretly donning the duds of yet another band wagoneer?
I'm a 2 year veteran Clipper season ticket holder.  I didn't renew this year and of course now they're winning.

I'm a fan of local teams, praise allah I was born and raised in So-Cal!
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« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2005, 01:30:28 PM »
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Would I be a jerk if I mentioned I saw Ro at a Clippers game wearing a LeBron jeresy?  Laker fan my asterisk! 

Ya, it would jerkish, so I won't post it.  Where's the "edit" button?
And just what was WOW, the premier Laker apologist, doing in a place where he might observe the actions of another quasi-Laker pretexter secretly donning the duds of yet another band wagoneer?
I'm a 2 year veteran Clipper season ticket holder.  I didn't renew this year and of course now they're winning.

I'm a fan of local teams, praise allah I was born and raised in So-Cal!
Praise Allah?


No wonder you suffer from fickle shell amnesia.
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« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2005, 01:44:55 PM »
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Would I be a jerk if I mentioned I saw Ro at a Clippers game wearing a LeBron jeresy?  Laker fan my asterisk! 

Ya, it would jerkish, so I won't post it.  Where's the "edit" button?
And just what was WOW, the premier Laker apologist, doing in a place where he might observe the actions of another quasi-Laker pretexter secretly donning the duds of yet another band wagoneer?
I'm a 2 year veteran Clipper season ticket holder.  I didn't renew this year and of course now they're winning.

I'm a fan of local teams, praise allah I was born and raised in So-Cal!
Praise Allah?


No wonder you suffer from fickle shell amnesia.
LMAO @ Fickle Shell amnesia

WoW has always claimed the Clips as his though!
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« Reply #26 on: December 15, 2005, 01:46:38 PM »
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Would I be a jerk if I mentioned I saw Ro at a Clippers game wearing a LeBron jeresy?  Laker fan my asterisk! 

Ya, it would jerkish, so I won't post it.  Where's the "edit" button?
And just what was WOW, the premier Laker apologist, doing in a place where he might observe the actions of another quasi-Laker pretexter secretly donning the duds of yet another band wagoneer?
I'm a 2 year veteran Clipper season ticket holder.  I didn't renew this year and of course now they're winning.

I'm a fan of local teams, praise allah I was born and raised in So-Cal!
Praise Allah?


No wonder you suffer from fickle shell amnesia.
LMAO @ Fickle Shell amnesia

WoW has always claimed the Clips as his though!
I know, but that sort of thing never stopped me before.
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« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2005, 02:24:58 PM »
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WoW has always claimed the Clips as his though!

Fine - then he can pay for them, since you know Donald Sterling won't.



 
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« Reply #28 on: December 15, 2005, 02:29:51 PM »
Hey, RO -- good to see you back!

I have NO idea what the rest of this thread is though!
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« Reply #29 on: December 15, 2005, 03:30:22 PM »
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Hey, RO -- good to see you back!

I have NO idea what the rest of this thread is though!
This thread is about Allah being a Clippers fan.  That proves Islam is a false religion since the Clippers suck, have sucked and will always suck.

Or am I thinking about Tyson vs. Holifield?
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