Mah daddy dun tol me onct that if'n he nude Iah was gonna be a boy, he wooda smashed his groinads wit his bottle o' JB (no ice). See, he allures wanted a lil Laker girl fer hisself. He gots lotsa posters o Laker girls all over his liquer cabnet, whixt he locks up onct he done wit his nitely drink'n. Since thet cabnet is open all day 'n nite, Iah sneeks in affa he pass out tah pleasure mahself look'n at them posters.
and ta thinks iffn mah daddy coulda, Iah couldabeen up thar too. Its mah one flaw.