Just read the Simmons' piece. It's hysterical, as usual.
So if I asked the Clips a simple question, like "How does Mike Dunleavy still have a job?", would they tar-and-feather me and act as if I'd just insulted God Himself? Or would they sigh, shake their head, and slowly beat themselves with a tire iron? I can't decide.
But really, a bunch of chimps in drag could do a better job of running that franchise than the current management. I'd say they're basketball's version of the Arizona Cardinals, but they just caused the Apocalypse by getting to the Super Bowl.
Honestly, I'm reminded of a story I heard about a fan in the English Premiere League (maybe the best soccer league in the world). A fan of one of the horrendous teams actually stormed the field and TORE UP THE REST OF HIS SEASON TICKETS IN FRONT OF THE HEAD COACH!
If I had the money, I would encourage any Clips fan to do just that (right in front of Dunleavy) and then reimburse them for the cost of the tickets.
It would be the single greatest fan moment in the history of American sports (well, sans Steve Bartman, but what can you do?).