Well, here's what went down. I put in a call to Michael and said, "Yo, MJ! You gotta do something to make Gerald Wallace the man in Cha-town . . . What? What's 'Cha-town'? It's Charlotte. You know . . . the city where the Bobcats play . . . Bobcats? . . . That's your team, you're the GM, remember?"
Once he remembered, he said, "cool."
And there you have it. My fantasy keeper just became the man. 25 PPG here we come.