SoCal #1: Let's build a house.
SoCal #2: Where?
SoCal #1: How about here at the bottom of this dirt mountain. It never rains in Southern California.
SoCal #2: Awesome, dude!
SoCal: "You are unimaginative".
Texassan: "I know you are but what am I!".
SoCal: "You lack the higher cerebral functions to carry on a witty exchange."
Texassan: "I know you are but what am I!".
SoCal: "etc....."
Texassan: "I know you are but what am I!".
SoCal: "etc....."
Texassan: "I know you are but what am I!".
SoCal: "etc....."
Texassan: "I know you are but what am I!".
SoCal: "etc....."
Texassan: "I know you are but what am I!".
SoCal: "etc....."
Texassan: "I know you are but what am I!".
SoCal: "etc....."
Texassan: "I know you are but what am I!".