We are smart enough to see it, know what it is and avoid it....unlike SoCals that step right into the middle and then wonder why their designer shoes smell like rotten tofu.
That reminds me....
For the sake of this thread the joke is modified slightly.
Two Texassans are leaving their doctorate course class and walking across the school lawn when the come across a steaming pile of dog poopie.
Texassan 1:"That looks like a big pile of poopie."
Texassan 2:"No way, that's way too big to be a pile of poopie."
Texassan 1:(Reaching down) "Feels like poopie."
Texassan 2:(Sniffing Texassan 1's finger)"Ummm...smells like poopie."
Texassan 1:(Sticks finger in mouth)"Yuck...tastes like poopie."
Texassan 2:"I guess you're right, it is poopie."
Texassan 1:"Yea, thank goodness we didn't step in it."
I know I know...... :rolleyes: