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PhillyArena Community => NBA Discussion => Topic started by: Reality on June 05, 2008, 11:32:45 AM
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Whether you live in SoCal or not, how can you cash in on the huge number of global Laker Sheep who try to either deny or defend the collusion of Gashol?
Rather then try to discuss this with them, why not cash in on their extremist devotion to Lakerism?
We will teach you methods for extracting all kinds of revenue from said Krishnas. Lets take a look at example #1:
Krishna at restraunt/water cooler, etc: Right on man! The Lakers are gonna roll the Celts in the Finals! Kobe and Gasol are gonna rock!
You: Yeah right on brother! You know, all those sour grapes people who claim we were colluded Gasol, that the Memphis owner just took crap for Gasol? Man they are just wrong. Mitch Kupchak is the man. That deal was fair n square!
Krishna: Totally. The Lakerz is gonna rock for years! Those people are wrong about any collusion. Every team in the NBA had a chance for Gasol. Kwame was just an expiring contract. No other teams had those. Those Memphis owner did the only thing he could.
You: Yeah, you know those people are whack. Say, i notice you are looking at the want ads under cars. I have a used car that James Worthy used to drive!
Krishna: Really?
You: Yeah man, he used to drive this baby all the way to the hoop. I'll let it go for only 5Xs above market value.
Krishna: 5Xs! Thats a steal man. I'll ask my trust fund appointees to write up a check right away.
You: Cool man. (High five said Krisha). "Lakers 4Ever!"
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db can we get this deleted? It's useless and taking up space.
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Whether you live in SoCal or not, how can you cash in on the huge number of global Laker Sheep who try to either deny or defend the collusion of Gashol?
Rather then try to discuss this with them, why not cash in on their extremist devotion to Lakerism?
We will teach you methods for extracting all kinds of revenue from said Krishnas. Lets take a look at example #1:
Krishna at restraunt/water cooler, etc: Right on man! The Lakers are gonna roll the Celts in the Finals! Kobe and Gasol are gonna rock!
You: Yeah right on brother! You know, all those sour grapes people who claim we were colluded Gasol, that the Memphis owner just took crap for Gasol? Man they are just wrong. Mitch Kupchak is the man. That deal was fair n square!
Krishna: Totally. The Lakerz is gonna rock for years! Those people are wrong about any collusion. Every team in the NBA had a chance for Gasol. Kwame was just an expiring contract. No other teams had those. Those Memphis owner did the only thing he could.
You: Yeah, you know those people are whack. Say, i notice you are looking at the want ads under cars. I have a used car that James Worthy used to drive!
Krishna: Really?
You: Yeah man, he used to drive this baby all the way to the hoop. I'll let it go for only 5Xs above market value.
Krishna: 5Xs! Thats a steal man. I'll ask my trust fund appointees to write up a check right away.
You: Cool man. (High five said Krisha). "Lakers 4Ever!"
Marco!
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Example #2
Setting, Starbucks coffee shop NewPort Beach*
*any global Starbucks with Laker Krishna should work
Barista: That will be $4.50
You: Say, i could help but notice you have on your Derek Fisher brand bracelett.
Barista: Absolutely. I just love wearing 'Fishes apparel.
You: (Cough) yeah that 'Fish, he is one tough sob. (cough)
Say you know, i was able to come across a whole line of De'Reek line of bracelets at an estate sale. I'm only asking 14Xs the retail cost so i can get tickets to Staples for game 4. Would you know anyone interested?
Barista: Would I!!? Let me call my accountant now. I'm cutting you a check on the spot. How much total?!
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Whether you live in SoCal or not, how can you cash in on the huge number of global Laker Sheep who try to either deny or defend the collusion of Gashol?
Rather then try to discuss this with them, why not cash in on their extremist devotion to Lakerism?
We will teach you methods for extracting all kinds of revenue from said Krishnas. Lets take a look at example #1:
Krishna at restraunt/water cooler, etc: Right on man! The Lakers are gonna roll the Celts in the Finals! Kobe and Gasol are gonna rock!
You: Yeah right on brother! You know, all those sour grapes people who claim we were colluded Gasol, that the Memphis owner just took crap for Gasol? Man they are just wrong. Mitch Kupchak is the man. That deal was fair n square!
Krishna: Totally. The Lakerz is gonna rock for years! Those people are wrong about any collusion. Every team in the NBA had a chance for Gasol. Kwame was just an expiring contract. No other teams had those. Those Memphis owner did the only thing he could.
You: Yeah, you know those people are whack. Say, i notice you are looking at the want ads under cars. I have a used car that James Worthy used to drive!
Krishna: Really?
You: Yeah man, he used to drive this baby all the way to the hoop. I'll let it go for only 5Xs above market value.
Krishna: 5Xs! Thats a steal man. I'll ask my trust fund appointees to write up a check right away.
You: Cool man. (High five said Krisha). "Lakers 4Ever!"
I HOPE people don't talk this way in Cali.....
either that, or NOW we know there is a village where people breed "Reality."-------Please, burn it.
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I HOPE people don't talk this way in Cali.....
either that, or NOW we know there is a village where people breed "Reality."-------Please, burn it.
I don't think it is enough to burn it. We must ensure no life will ever again take hold in that area. I think we need to build some type of dome, like in the Simpsons' movie, and ensure nothing gets in or out, including oxygen and sunlight.
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I HOPE people don't talk this way in Cali.....
either that, or NOW we know there is a village where people breed "Reality."-------Please, burn it.
Ahh you'd like a Texas version. Duly noted.
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Example #2
Setting, Starbucks coffee shop NewPort Beach*
*any global Starbucks with Laker Krishna should work
Barista: That will be $4.50
You: Say, i could help but notice you have on your Derek Fisher brand bracelett.
Barista: Absolutely. I just love wearing 'Fishes apparel.
You: (Cough) yeah that 'Fish, he is one tough sob. (cough)
Say you know, i was able to come across a whole line of De'Reek line of bracelets at an estate sale. I'm only asking 14Xs the retail cost so i can get tickets to Staples for game 4. Would you know anyone interested?
Barista: Would I!!? Let me call my accountant now. I'm cutting you a check on the spot. How much total?!
Marco!
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Thanks FRAN*s
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Thanks FRAN*s
How come nobody is playing! >:(
MARCO!
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Polo.
::)
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Thanks FRAN*s
How come nobody is playing! >:(
MARCO!
I am still trying to figure out the following:
How can you hate a sports team this much to where you wake up and think of lame threads like this one before you even eat breakfast.
How did Fantasy think it was funny?
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Thanks FRAN*s
How come nobody is playing! >:(
MARCO!
Pollo!!
that's the spanish version... ::)
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Pollo!!
that's the spanish version... ::)
Game on!
ASADO!
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I am still trying to figure out the following:
How can you hate a sports team this much to where you wake up and think of lame threads like this one before you even eat breakfast.
How did Fantasy think it was funny?
When are you going to realize that he is a closet Lakers fan who was snubbed in Colorado in favor of some other money grubbing whore?
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Fish out of water!!!
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Pollo!!
that's the spanish version... ::)
Game on!
ASADO!
I see SOMEONE has never played "Marco Pollo" before..... ::)
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Pollo!!
that's the spanish version... ::)
Game on!
ASADO!
I see SOMEONE has never played "Marco Pollo" before..... ::)
However, I can vouch for WOW having at least once in his life played "Bobbing for French Fries".
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Pollo!!
that's the spanish version... ::)
Game on!
ASADO!
I see SOMEONE has never played "Marco Pollo" before..... ::)
However, I can vouch for WOW having at least once in his life played "Bobbing for French Fries".
:o
:P
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However, I can vouch for WOW having at least once in his life played "Bobbing for French Fries".
Don't hate cause I dominated Mr. 9th place!
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Where and how to spot prospective customers:
Laker Winnin Juice consumption ritual pic 226:
http://yourscene.latimes.com/mycapture/photos/Image.aspx?ImageID=20030&EventID=148841&CategoryID=18066&Sort=&CollectionID=0
W.o.W. 37
Randy 58
westkoast 44,57
WoW n Randy 34
WoW n Cousin Lurker 209
WoW n Cousin Lurker and relatives 16
WoWs bar mitzvah 211
msc? n Vic the Brick 193
Randys costume design for Laker House Party 219
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Where and how to spot prospective customers:
Laker Winnin Juice consumption ritual pic 226:
http://yourscene.latimes.com/mycapture/photos/Image.aspx?ImageID=20030&EventID=148841&CategoryID=18066&Sort=&CollectionID=0
W.o.W. 37
Randy 58
westkoast 44,57
WoW n Randy 34
WoW n Cousin Lurker 209
WoW n Cousin Lurker and relatives 16
WoWs bar mitzvah 211
msc? n Vic the Brick 193
Randys costume design for Laker House Party 219
MARCO!
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Reality doing prospecting work. Between WoW and recent convert Jomal photo #163.
http://yourscene.latimes.com/mycapture/photos/Image.aspx?ImageID=39758&EventID=148841&CategoryID=18066&Sort=&CollectionID=0
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Reality doing prospecting work. Between WoW and recent convert Jomal photo #163.
http://yourscene.latimes.com/mycapture/photos/Image.aspx?ImageID=39758&EventID=148841&CategoryID=18066&Sort=&CollectionID=0
M!
A!
R!
C!
O!
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http://yourscene.latimes.com/mycapture/photos/Image.aspx?ImageID=47758&EventID=148841&CategoryID=18066&Sort=&CollectionID=0
WoW, Vic the Brick n msc
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http://yourscene.latimes.com/mycapture/photos/Image.aspx?ImageID=47758&EventID=148841&CategoryID=18066&Sort=&CollectionID=0
WoW, Vic the Brick n msc
MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRCO!
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How Reality's wife gets information out of him.....
Reality's Wife: So what did you do today while I was at work?
Reality: A lot of research that involved photos and dialog
Reality's Wife: What was the research for?
Reality: Oh you know....
Reality's Wife: The Lakers? Are you obsessing about those guys on the Internet you don't know? What were their names? That World Of Warcraft guy, westside, and jerker?
Reality: .....
Reality's Wife: Hello?
Reality: Look at this picture of Cheif Wiggum
Reality's Wife: Why is he wearing a Lakers logo on his sleeve?
Reality: .....
Reality's Wife: I want a divorce
Reality: Are you sleeping with Sternfish?
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Speaking of which, I am running out of my Laker logo tp. Can anyone hook me up to a good supplier?
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Speaking of which, I am running out of my Laker logo tp. Can anyone hook me up to a good supplier?
www.spurs.com
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Speaking of which, I am running out of my Laker logo tp. Can anyone hook me up to a good supplier?
www.spurs.com
They're out too. Who'd of guessed Texans even use tp. Learn something new every day
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I just now saw this thread, and removed the tail end of it.
I'm not even sure if that really was the posters pic or not, but generally speaking, I don't think we should post pics of other posters (feel free to post your own pic, then you're fair game). This is (generally) an anonymous message board, and it should be up to the posters to decide if they want to keep it that way. Thanks.
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I for one posted zero pics of any other poster.
Agree that no ones pic should be posted without the others written consent.
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WOW, please tell me you didn't leave the board ... we need you, man!
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Guys, I was a bit concerned that WoW might leave us too. But let us remember history and have faith.
In about 7 weeks we'll see a new poster named Zapotec or Oaxacan Jihad with an unhideable love for the Lakers and an implacable hate for Aztecs and Spanish Conquistadors, and we'll know all is again right with the world.
At least I sure hope we will.
???
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Just curious, but why are you all believing that WOW has left the board?
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Because he's done it before. Don't you remember his drama queen episode of a few years ago. I think it had something to do with Laker Fan Dan and WoW's colorful vocabulary or something.
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Of all the people on the board, I can't believe WOW would develop thin skin.
WOW, please tell me you're on vaction this week and you didn't let our resident village idiot drive you off the board. It's the finals, man!
PS- if you are on vacation, what the heck were you thinking planning it in the first half of June! ;-)