Whether you live in SoCal or not, how can you cash in on the huge number of global Laker Sheep who try to either deny or defend the collusion of Gashol?
Rather then try to discuss this with them, why not cash in on their extremist devotion to Lakerism?
We will teach you methods for extracting all kinds of revenue from said Krishnas. Lets take a look at example #1:
Krishna at restraunt/water cooler, etc: Right on man! The Lakers are gonna roll the Celts in the Finals! Kobe and Gasol are gonna rock!
You: Yeah right on brother! You know, all those sour grapes people who claim we were colluded Gasol, that the Memphis owner just took crap for Gasol? Man they are just wrong. Mitch Kupchak is the man. That deal was fair n square!
Krishna: Totally. The Lakerz is gonna rock for years! Those people are wrong about any collusion. Every team in the NBA had a chance for Gasol. Kwame was just an expiring contract. No other teams had those. Those Memphis owner did the only thing he could.
You: Yeah, you know those people are whack. Say, i notice you are looking at the want ads under cars. I have a used car that James Worthy used to drive!
Krishna: Really?
You: Yeah man, he used to drive this baby all the way to the hoop. I'll let it go for only 5Xs above market value.
Krishna: 5Xs! Thats a steal man. I'll ask my trust fund appointees to write up a check right away.
You: Cool man. (High five said Krisha). "Lakers 4Ever!"
