How Reality's wife gets information out of him.....
Reality's Wife: So what did you do today while I was at work?
Reality: A lot of research that involved photos and dialog
Reality's Wife: What was the research for?
Reality: Oh you know....
Reality's Wife: The Lakers? Are you obsessing about those guys on the Internet you don't know? What were their names? That World Of Warcraft guy, westside, and jerker?
Reality: .....
Reality's Wife: Hello?
Reality: Look at this picture of Cheif Wiggum
Reality's Wife: Why is he wearing a Lakers logo on his sleeve?
Reality: .....
Reality's Wife: I want a divorce
Reality: Are you sleeping with Sternfish?