Author Topic: Adrian Peterson is not human!  (Read 2603 times)

Offline jn

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Adrian Peterson is not human!
« on: December 30, 2012, 11:23:57 PM »
Do not test him for steroids or human growth hormone.  Take a DNA sample and let's prove for once and all that he's some sort of super being from another planet.   Less than a year after a terrible knee inury he comes back and carries the Vikings to the playoffs and comes up a mere 9  yards short of setting the single season rushing record.

This in spite of the Vikes pitiful passing attack that means there ALWAYS 8 or even 9 men up at the line who know he's getting the ball.  Simply unbelievable. 
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Offline WayOutWest

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Re: Adrian Peterson is not human!
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2013, 09:20:40 PM »
He was a big reason I won my Fantasy league. He was pretty solid from a yardage standpoint even though he didn't get as many TD's as I had hoped. Of the 16 players I drafted, only AP, Brees, and some barely average WR were still on my team in the closing weeks. AP broke some monster runs a few times, it was fun to watch.
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