Why Latinos can't be terrorists:
> > > > 1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
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> > > > 2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
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> > > > 3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
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> > > > 4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
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> > > > 5. With food and drinks onboard, we would forget why we're there.
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> > > > 6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
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> > > > 7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
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> > > > 8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
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> > > > 9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it (most of us are bochincheros).
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> > > > 10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
WAYS YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT A HISPANIC WEDDING
> >NOBODY HAS INVITATIONS...ONLY MAPS.
> >AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION.
> >NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE GOES TO THE RECEPTION.
> >THE BRIDE'S KIDS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND THE RING-BEARER.
> >THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER HOW GRINGOS HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY!
> >EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES.
> >ALL THE CENTERPIECES ARE GONE.
> >OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS.
> >EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM.
> >THE MEN DRESS IN ZOOT SUITS...AND THE BRIDE DRESSED IN PINK.
> >THE COMIDA HAS RICE AND BEANS.
> >PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOOD PLATES HOME.
> >PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME.
> >ONE OF RELATIVES IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE TELLING THEM "TE QUIERO MUCHO".
> >THE DOLLAR DANCE LASTS OVER AN HOUR.
> >THERE ARE SEVEN BRIDESMAIDS.
> >THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE CAKE LADY" AND NOT THE BAKERY.
> >THE WOMEN DANCE CUMBIAS TOGETHER.
> >YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE BALLROOM BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
> >THE WEDDING ENDS AT 6:00 am AT THE BRIDE'S HOUSE.
> >BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT
