Your team opens at home against the Tyreke Evans-less Kings, and your best player notches a double-double *at halftime*.
Your team goes on a run in the 2nd half while your best player rides the pine, but when the run stops, and your team is desperate for a bucket or an offensive rebound, your best player stays on the bench. "Stellar" defenders such as Michael Beasley - who isn't doing anything offensively - remain on the court.
Final score: Kings 117, Wolves 116.
Minutes breakdown:
Ridnour - 31:47
Ellington - 28:42
Milicic - 23:32
Beasley - 34:17
Tolliver - 28:24
Love - 23:37
Well done, Kurt Rambis. And screw you.