PS
Raise your hand if you wouldn't be fired if you did what gilbert arenas did
<raises hand>
Disciplined, sure. Written up, absolutely and a half.
Fired? Maybe, but I don't think so. In interactions here, our bosses look at the dynamics of a situation - meaning that they're smarter than the average...er...person. And that's part of the reason that 1) this is the best job I've ever had, and 2) I wouldn't be stupid enough to *RISK* finding out the answer to your question for sure, because, without a doubt, I can't think of any job where termination wouldn't be, AT MINIMUM, considered.
Of course, Missouri laws are a bit different than DC laws, and that is a factor.