I'm not sure I'm ready to jump to that conclusion, especially considering the lack of information coming from both stories (Ted and the elderly couple).
Sorry. Forgot to post the details.
In chronological order:
1. Wife and I are in bed about midnight in autumn of 2007. August I think. Nothing interesting happening at the moment . . . dammit.
2. We hear sounds of a dog getting its arse kicked outside our window in the backyard, behind our fence. Wife says, "Those are dogs fighting, and one of them's Teva!" She jumps out and runs outside. In hindsight, she was quite daft to run out alone without a weapon or something.
3. I throw on a pair of shorts, grab the Easton and run out after her.
4. I find her facing the neighbor?s (from across the street) growling dogs, standing over her dog; her yelling at them to get away.
5. I advance much less courageously with the bat in hand, the dogs stand there for a second, then when I yell too, they "trot" away.
6. Being a licensed veterinary techinician, my wife tries to help her dog, but there's a lot of blood and she's not breathing well--probably a crushed wind pipe. She has severe bites on here head, ears, neck, and belly. She dies before we can get her to the vet the next morning. My wife cries a lot.
7. I call police, officer comes asks if we know where the dogs are. I say ask the guy across the street. Officer asks me to stay on my property and goes over there.
8. Neighbor denies it was his dogs. Officer asks to see the dogs. Neighbor can?t find them in his yard; realizes a gate is open. He starts calling for them. Dogs return a few minutes later.
9. We identify the dogs.
10. Policeman instructs neighbor to secure his dogs well and asks us both to be available next day to talk to animal control officer.
11. Next day, animal control issues citation for keeping vicious animals, despite neighbor?s pleas that they are so sweet with his children. They wouldn?t hurt a fly. They?ve never done it before. My children will be heartbroken. AC takes the animals to be destroyed. His deciding factor for euthanization was their aggressive stance towards us as we initially approached.
12. Neighbor blames me for what happens. I recommend that he show gratitude that we don?t sue his ass. I also, thinking solely of his and his family?s long-term financial future, suggest penile enlargement therapy rather than keeping vicious dogs. He does not agree with my recommendation.
13. Our previously amiable relationship suffers irreparable harm.
14. He moves his family away in early 2008, after acquiring two new pit bull pups.
15. I conclude he is a dumbass; and admittedly, I receive a poor first-hand impression of pit bulls and their owners.