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« on: April 28, 2009, 12:26:44 PM »
http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/19305002/detail.html

CINCINNATI -- Cincinnati police have a new ally in their fight against crime, whether they want it or not.

He calls himself Shadowhare, and he wears a mask and a cape to conceal his true identity. He's Cincinnati's own version of a superhero fighting crime and injustice where he finds it.

"We help enforce the law by doing what we can in legal standards, so we carry handcuffs, pepper spray ? all the legal weapons," said Shadowhare. "We will do citizen's arrests. We will intervene on crimes if there is one happening in front of us."

The man behind Shadowhare's mask is 21 years old and from Milford. Those are the only clues to his true identity that he will reveal. Shadowhare said he was abused as a child and grew up in foster homes, perhaps leading him to a life helping others.

"My message to Cincinnati is that there is still hope and all we have to do is stand together," he said.

Shadowhare is not alone in his quest to fight crime. He heads up a group of men -- and one woman -- called the "Allegiance of Heroes." The members communicate with each other in online forums. Among the members are Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida.

"I've even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California -- San Diego -- and we were trying to track down a rapist," said Shadowhare.

The crime fighters will often pair up to patrol the streets. Even so, fighting crime comes with its share of hardship.

Shadowhare said he suffered a dislocated shoulder two years ago while trying to help a woman who was being attacked.

And the authorities don't always take him seriously. In one encounter with a Hamilton County corrections officer, Shadowhare was greeted with a chuckle and a look of disbelief.

But Shadowhare said he and his team are not deterred by the criticism. He remains focused on trying to make Cincinnati a better place, whether it's fighting crime or feeding the homeless.

For now, the law is on Shadowhare's side.

It is legal in Ohio and Kentucky to make a citizens arrest, however, the arrester does face possible civil litigation if the person arrested turns out to be innocent.
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 12:36:15 PM »
Well, this explains a recent South Park episode.  Did you catch the one where Cartman tries to become a superhero crimefighter named The Coon? 
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 12:46:54 PM »
Well, this explains a recent South Park episode.  Did you catch the one where Cartman tries to become a superhero crimefighter named The Coon? 

I saw a bit of it.  I think they were spoofing "The Spirit" and "The Watchmen"
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 12:52:29 PM »
http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/19305002/detail.html
"I've even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California -- San Diego -- and we were trying to track down a rapist," said Shadowhare.
Hey now, some good work is being done here.

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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 12:55:44 PM »
Yeah, there was a little bit of Batman in there as well.  Still, "Coon" and "Hare"? 
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 01:02:59 PM »
For now I'm leaving my Spurs underware on when I change into Mr Extreme.

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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 01:12:30 PM »
Yes, here in Northern California, I am secretly known as SacMan, but people seem to think in terms other then crime-fighting when they see me for some reason, and I have had to pad my skin tight costume in certain places to convince them that I have the cajones to bring a perp to his knees.






.....let me rephrase that.      ???
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 02:09:08 PM »
It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye...or get's capped by a real thug.

Any of you ever seen the movie "Mystery Men"?  This story is way more Mystery Men then Watchmen.
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 02:40:40 PM »
It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye...or get's capped by a real thug.

Any of you ever seen the movie "Mystery Men"?  This story is way more Mystery Men then Watchmen.

Did you ever see this skit Andy Samberg did on SNL.  He was singing this song about the city needing a hero, then gets the shyte beat out of him at the end...

let's see, here it is:

http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/09/andy-sambergs-snl-digital-short-hero-song/
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009, 05:00:47 PM »
For now I'm leaving my Spurs underware on when I change into Mr Extreme.

Hopefully The Maverick doesn't bounce you from the first round of pretending to be a hero.
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2009, 10:20:29 PM »
For now I'm leaving my Spurs underware on when I change into Mr Extreme.

Hopefully The Maverick doesn't bounce you from the first round of pretending to be a hero.

.....early.....Robinson.....era......flashback!!!!    :-\ :-\ :-\
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 01:21:46 AM »
Well, this is going to be a LONG summer...... :'( :'( :'(

Forgot wha this felt like. 

Oh well, here is hoping the Spurs make some good moves this summer.
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 12:16:26 PM »
Well, this is going to be a LONG summer...... :'( :'( :'(

Forgot wha this felt like. 

Oh well, here is hoping the Spurs make some good moves this summer.

Eat Ginobili dung and die. 8)
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 12:48:22 PM »
Now that the Spurs are out of the playoffs no Laker flag, Laker Poster, or Laker promotional event is safe from Mr. Extreme !!!!
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