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The power of marketing, who here will be the first to buy?
« on: February 13, 2009, 11:29:49 AM »
India's Hindu nationalist movement is launching a new soft drink made from cow urine.

The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink ? called "gau jal," or "cow water" ? in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year."

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told the Times of London from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

The drink is the latest attempt by the RSS ? which was founded in 1925 and now claims 8 million members ? to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its ideology of Hindutva, or Hindu-ness.
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Re: The power of marketing, who here will be the first to buy?
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2009, 12:00:14 PM »
Still beats Mountain Dew.   ;)
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Re: The power of marketing, who here will be the first to buy?
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2009, 12:11:41 PM »
Still beats Mountain Dew.   ;)

Sucker! It is Mountain Dew!
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Re: The power of marketing, who here will be the first to buy?
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2009, 12:23:13 PM »
 :D

It's so obvious in retrospect....
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Re: The power of marketing, who here will be the first to buy?
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2009, 12:24:07 PM »
Still beats Mountain Dew.   ;)

Sucker! It is Mountain Dew!

So it doubles has birth control as well?

Looks like this is the perfect drink for a country with a population problem then!
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Re: The power of marketing, who here will be the first to buy?
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 12:33:09 PM »
Still beats Mountain Dew.   ;)

Oh my god you are right and I drink that stuff by the gallon.
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Re: The power of marketing, who here will be the first to buy?
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2009, 01:19:30 AM »
Never drank Mountain Dew.  Never could quench my thirst with something that made me thirstier.
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