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Offline spursfan101

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OT: Family Guy
« on: February 12, 2004, 09:48:16 AM »
Got the DVD seasons 1-3 for Xmas, they are HILARIOUS!

Last night, I saw the episode where Peter is giving the eulogy at his bosses funeral, and he compares Jesus to the Incredible Hulk!   :D  
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OT: Family Guy
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2004, 10:14:47 AM »
saw one the other night, they closed the bar down and the guys had to look for a new one, they go to "the cherry pit", and figure out it is a lesbian bar, they decide to leave but one of the guys, the jiggilo (dont know his name) decides to approach two lessy's making out and try to hit on them, his line?  "you two ladies ever been penetrated?"   :lol:

needless to say the next scene is of him being thrown out...
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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OT: Family Guy
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2004, 10:30:52 AM »
I'm not a fan of the show. It's a low grade Simpson's ripoff without any of the redemption values of the Simpsons.   Buuuttttt :D

The bit where Captain Kirk keeps contorting himself as he speaks eventually floating in mid air. Even better was the bit with Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street as lovers and Bert as the cliched, hard drinking homicide cop who takes a shot of whiskey as he rolls out of bed because "they pulled some stiff out of the river."

Knowing something of your sense of humor I'll tell you this.  Get the Mr. Show DVDs. Get them now. Get the Multi Ethnic Hate Group, the Heavy Metal band that doesn't realize they are gay, the U.S. gets patriotic by blowing up the moon, East Coast-West Coast ventriloquist rivalry murders and the Mom and Pop porn store.