Merry X-Mas Everyone! I got you all some e-gifts...

[westkoast]

So in the spirit of the holiday coming up I got everyone on the board an e-gift.  Not to be mistaken with a real gift that I spent my hard earned money pressing the next button on for you.

JoMal - Bonanza on Blu Ray.  You deserve it.  It's old, it has cows and cow boys, I really don't see what else could top this other than a hip (which wal-mart was fresh out of)

Ted - A Gift Card with your local doctor so he can perform a Vescetamy, seriously it's a recession and you can't keep spitting out kids.  19 is enough.

Skandery - Busta Rhymes F. Ron Browz - Arab Money ...the single on cassette tape inside of a yellow water proof Sony Walkman.

W.O.W - A green card.  It's about damn time the US Government not only recognizes your contributions to the sport of basketball by detailed break downs but they also realize you will just keep coming back and back and back.

Reality - http://www.hetracil.com/index.html ... don't thank me, thank science.

Spursx3 - Handball gloves, enjoy senior.

Ziggy - I am going to remove all the punks and dirty white trash from Portland....by reminding them we have room for them in Sacramento (doubles as a  present for JoMal)

Jemagee - Mike Dunleavy will be the new coach of the sixers....I know, I shouldn't have. 

DB - I've replaced all your servers with Windows Milenium boxes.  Have a Merry X-Mas and a happy new year.....in the office fixing them.

Joe Vancil - I got you a computer.....so you might actually post here.



Hope everyone and their family has a great holiday.  Here is to another great year of basketball talk, random bickering, and all around good times on the "internets" together.

[SPURSX3]

W.O.W., i'll trade you my handball gloves for your greencard....


Merry Christmas to everyone, and to Ted, "Merry Jo-Smith-mas" to you...j/k

[jemagee]

And to those of you not of the christian faith happy holidays to you as well

[westkoast]

And to those of you not of the christian faith happy holidays to you as well

I tried to keep it generic but realized I put 'Merry X-Mas' in the topic title after so carefully selecting my wording.

Maybe I should get myself a book that teaches political correctness.

[jemagee]

God don't do that -

[westkoast]

How could I forget JN?

For JN I purchased the Prince and Jesse Ventura duet album titled 'Megasota'

I also am not of the Christian faith but I do think baby jesus is a cool guy.

[jemagee]

Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool

If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the
world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian
you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his
blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he
was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

[westkoast]

Jem that's grown Jesus, I don't care for him much.  He looks like someone who got thrown out of a Greatful Dead concert.  It's just baby jesus that I find cool.

[jemagee]

Guys who look like jesus don't get thrown out of grateful dead concerts
Guys who look like ted maybe
but not guys who look like jesus

[Ted]

Merry Christmas to everyone, and to Ted, "Merry Jo-Smith-mas" to you...j/k

Lame, but at least is was somewhat original. I'll give you 6 out of 10.

[ziggy]

Ziggy - I am going to remove all the punks and dirty white trash from Portland....by reminding them we have room for them in Sacramento (doubles as a  present for JoMal)

Hope everyone and their family has a great holiday.  Here is to another great year of basketball talk, random bickering, and all around good times on the "internets" together.

I know Bonzi is in Beijing now, Darius is in Memphis, Zach is in La La Land, Damon is trying to get to Phoenix, but as far as Qyntel Woods, Tanya Harding, Dontonio Wingfield, & JR Rider I don't know where they are, so if you can round them up, I guess Sacramento is as good a place as any.  Party hardy Jomal, and say hello to Geoff for me.

Merry Christmas wk!!

[Skandery]

Thanks for the well wishes, westkoast.  I can get down with some Busta!

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hanukkah! (I know there are 23 correct ways to spell and I probably still messed it up)
Krazy Kwanzaa!
Eid Mabrouk!
Feliz Navidad!
Praise Odin!
Hail Eris!

Happy Holidays Everyone!!

[jemagee]

You forgot Festivus

[SPURSX3]

Merry Christmas to everyone, and to Ted, "Merry Jo-Smith-mas" to you...j/k

Lame, but at least is was somewhat original. I'll give you 6 out of 10.

Is, "Jo-Kwanzaa" the correct Holiday term???   

Just kidding, Merry Christmas everyone!!  Even you Reality!

[Lurker]

Thanks for the well wishes, westkoast.  I can get down with some Busta!

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hanukkah! (I know there are 23 correct ways to spell and I probably still messed it up)
Krazy Kwanzaa!
Eid Mabrouk!
Feliz Navidad!
Praise Odin!
Hail Eris!

Happy Holidays Everyone!!

Sums it up pretty well.


Oh and my personal opinion:  Bah Humbug!