I am in AZ so I am good but I have no idea how bad of shape my apartment is in...
I'm sure all your sock puppet girlfriends are ok.
Hope his Blow up Barbie didn't get punctured by flying shards of his Cher-glitter.
I am surprised you know who Barbie is. I thought for sure that you would have said Betty Bop or someone more in your range of age. Could you explain to me what Cher Glitter is? I don't get your 4 decade old references, sorry.
I am also disapointed that once again someone from California has to ride the back of a Mexican to get something done. In this case it is a shot at the youngest and most attractive male on the board. Did you at least give WOW some of your old blankets and maybe some old mountain bikes so he doesn't have to steal bikes from the local elementry school?