Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1

[msc]

Congrats, Ted!  She's beautiful. 

[westkoast]

She really doesn't look like a newborn.  How big was she at birth?!  Are you guys trying to breed players for the Utah WNBA team?!

[WayOutWest]

Well, she is too pretty to be mine, Ted, so congradulations.

When I saw she had TWO eyebrows, I knew she couldn't be yours either.

[Ted]

When I saw she had TWO eyebrows, I knew she couldn't be yours either.

ROFL!

To answer ya'll's questions: She was 8 lbs and 13 oz.

[JoMal]

Well, she is too pretty to be mine, Ted, so congradulations.

When I saw she had TWO eyebrows, I knew she couldn't be yours either.

Fooled you!!! Those weren't my eyebrows. That's where my hairline starts.

[Laker Fan]

Congrats Ted, as the father of a 29 year old son, a 22 year old and 12 year old daughters, let me say girls are the biggest roller coaster in the world. My boy was not raised in our house so I can't speak to how it is raising them, but I compete with 3 females, count your blessing you only have 2, oops, I forgot your other wives, dude you are so done for!

Again, congrats

[westkoast]

Congrats Ted, as the father of a 29 year old son, a 22 year old and 12 year old daughters, let me say girls are the biggest roller coaster in the world. My boy was not raised in our house so I can't speak to how it is raising them, but I compete with 3 females, count your blessing you only have 2, oops, I forgot your other wives, dude you are so done for!

Again, congrats

 

Skandery I don't know you feel personally but man I feel like a toddler.

[Laker Fan]

Congrats Ted, as the father of a 29 year old son, a 22 year old and 12 year old daughters, let me say girls are the biggest roller coaster in the world. My boy was not raised in our house so I can't speak to how it is raising them, but I compete with 3 females, count your blessing you only have 2, oops, I forgot your other wives, dude you are so done for!

Again, congrats

 

Skandery I don't know you feel personally but man I feel like a toddler.

Uhhm, that was me 'Koast, not Skander, and let's never forget, no matter how old I am, JoMal is older, waaay older

[JoMal]

Congrats Ted, as the father of a 29 year old son, a 22 year old and 12 year old daughters, let me say girls are the biggest roller coaster in the world. My boy was not raised in our house so I can't speak to how it is raising them, but I compete with 3 females, count your blessing you only have 2, oops, I forgot your other wives, dude you are so done for!

Again, congrats

 

Skandery I don't know you feel personally but man I feel like a toddler.

Uhhm, that was me 'Koast, not Skander, and let's never forget, no matter how old I am, JoMal is older, waaay older

....and even with my eyebrow issue, better looking too.

[westkoast]

Congrats Ted, as the father of a 29 year old son, a 22 year old and 12 year old daughters, let me say girls are the biggest roller coaster in the world. My boy was not raised in our house so I can't speak to how it is raising them, but I compete with 3 females, count your blessing you only have 2, oops, I forgot your other wives, dude you are so done for!

Again, congrats

 

Skandery I don't know you feel personally but man I feel like a toddler.

Uhhm, that was me 'Koast, not Skander, and let's never forget, no matter how old I am, JoMal is older, waaay older

I know it was you not Skander...reason I brought up Skander was he and I are not too much older then your oldest 

[Lurker]

Congrats Ted, as the father of a 29 year old son, a 22 year old and 12 year old daughters, let me say girls are the biggest roller coaster in the world. My boy was not raised in our house so I can't speak to how it is raising them, but I compete with 3 females, count your blessing you only have 2, oops, I forgot your other wives, dude you are so done for!

Again, congrats

 

Skandery I don't know you feel personally but man I feel like a toddler.

Uhhm, that was me 'Koast, not Skander, and let's never forget, no matter how old I am, JoMal is older, waaay older

I know it was you not Skander...reason I brought up Skander was he and I are not too much older then your oldest 

Well, I am right there with Dan looking at the old geezer JoMal and wondering if I will be that senile in a couple years.

My oldest will 29 this year and recently informed me that I will be a grandpa by the fall.  My baby will turn 25 next week.

[Skandery]

Skandery I don't know you feel personally but man I feel like a toddler.

I know what you mean, wk.  Lurker and Dan have 29 years olds, which is 2 years older than I'm going to be in 4 months.

We still have Wolverine who is our age.  And of course that little tyke Reality we can wisely bring along. 

[Derek Bodner]

If it makes you feel any better, I'll just be 26 in 10 days, so you've got me beat.

[Reality]

And of course that little tyke Reality we can wisely bring along. 

Can we go to Schlitterbahn!?  Can we, can we?!

[SPURSX3]

And of course that little tyke Reality we can wisely bring along. 

Can we go to Schlitterbahn!?  Can we, can we?!

OK, you live in Cali don't you??  WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SCHLTTERBAHN?!   Did you move to Texas and not tell anyone?  First you take our team, NOW you take one of our waterparks too?!!! 

j/k