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Offline Ted

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Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« on: January 10, 2008, 04:36:10 PM »
I'd post a picture if I knew how and if I thought anyone gave a damn. But since she's my first and only daughter, and I'm pretty excited about it, I thought I'd tell people.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2008, 04:47:33 PM by Ted »
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 04:49:59 PM »
Congrats! 
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 05:03:01 PM »
I'm smoking my cigar right now.

But just in case she happens to go prematurely grey at a fairly early age, Ted, your missus and I DID think you were dead for a day there.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 05:08:34 PM »
Don't worry about the tan complexion, it passes after a couple weeks.  ;)



In seriousness, Hearty Congratulations, Ted.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008, 05:12:52 PM »
Congrats Ted!

You are in for quite an adventure.  Boys are easy, we don't evolve much, boys are basically just little men.  Girls are a whole different story.  They go from being a girl, to a lady then to a woman, they are very different at every stage.  

FYI, newborns change appearance almost daily till they are a few months old, so take lots and lots of pictures for the first year.

Also, do your child a favor and do what ever it takes for her to avoid the life long agony of being a Utah Jazz fan.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2008, 06:05:05 PM »
Congrads!  Everyone here cares that you were blessed with a baby girl.   I apologize  for almost making you kill yourself as I did not know you had a little one on the way.   If I had known that I wouldn't have messed with your old ticker like that.

When are wife #2 and wife  #3 expecting?
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2008, 06:31:23 PM »
congrats, ted.  have fun not sleeping :P

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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2008, 06:50:02 PM »
Congrats!!!

It's always nice to hear someone has procreated....so, does the little angel look more like your wife, or JoMal??  j/k


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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2008, 07:49:12 PM »
Congrats!!!

It's always nice to hear someone has procreated....so, does the little angel look more like your wife, or JoMal??  j/k


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Pay no attention to that jealous jerk, just take a look at HIS baby picture on his avatar.  When people first met baby Spurs3X they didn't know wether to hug him or stick a quarter up his .....nevermind......
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2008, 08:11:51 PM »
Congrats old man.  I have a 16 year old boy, a 7 year old boy and a girl who is almost 4.  The girl as been running the house since she was about 6 months, so give up now, and just go with the flow.  Life is much easier if you don't fight it.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 09:58:14 AM »
Congratulations, Ted!  As an uncle of 3 nieces, let me tell you, you're in for a lot of fun!
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2008, 09:59:16 AM »
I figgered it out.



Zig, I've got two boys and a girl, too. It'll be interesting to see how she changes the dynamics of the family.

Thanks to all for the well wishes.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 11:10:10 AM »
I figgered it out.



Zig, I've got two boys and a girl, too. It'll be interesting to see how she changes the dynamics of the family.

Thanks to all for the well wishes.

Wow, she does NOT look like a newborn.  What was your wife eating?  :o
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2008, 01:02:44 PM »
Well, she is too pretty to be mine, Ted, so congradulations.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2008, 01:12:46 PM »
Congrats Ted...the world can always use a few more Mormons.  Let's all those unappreciated women find mates.   ;)
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