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Offline JoMal

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Hello, all - Here is what you all have been waiting for....
« on: October 31, 2007, 03:08:59 PM »
.....JoMal's season opening review of his Sacramento Kings.

Which George Clooney movie best describes the Kings play this coming year?

1. "Three Kings" - Classic tale of the Kings' weekly Injury List/Suspension List. Currently we have Mike Bibby and draftee Spencer Hawes on the former and Ron Artest and Justin Williams on the latter.

Oops - Make that Four Kings

2. "Ocean's 13" - Or the number players who would at best fill out the benches of better teams in the NBA, but who the Kings likely will carry this season on their roster. Why "Ocean"? Because the majority of them will be floundering "at sea" just to look like they know where to find the bench.

3. "O Brother, Where Art Thou" - As the stomach turns on this season, it will be a real treat to see how often errant passes miss wrong-turning players as they make a disappearance act out of new coach Reggie Theus' offensive plan. Front row Arco fans should be issued helmets.

4. "Good Night, and Good Luck"  - the pregame admonishment of the Arco Arena announcer prior to each home game so the players know where they stand.

5. "Solaris" - A really, really bad movie. Nothing need be added here.

6. "Intollerable Cruelty" - What viewers of any King's game will claim in their law suits against the Maloofs for forcing this crap on us.

7. "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" - The name for Ron Artest's Blog.

8. "The Perfect Storm" - The name inside Mike Bibby's underwear.

9. "Michael Clayton" - Can he shoot three's? Who cares, sign him.

10.  "From Dusk Till Dawn" - My drinking habits for the balance of the season.

Please feel free to comment. I may not answer as I am currently cutting my wrists and the blood is getting all over my keyboard. Feeling.....faint....not sein;ng cleaierly anyyhloodger.........

buh bye......     

 
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Re: Hello, all - Here is what you all have been waiting for....
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 03:17:34 PM »
Beno Udrih said to be on way from Spurs to Wolves to pg Kings while Bibby heals.
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Re: Hello, all - Here is what you all have been waiting for....
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2007, 03:39:34 PM »
"The Bourne Identity" - Fans at Arco arena are in a daze, not knowing who, what, where or when they are, just having flashbacks of once being a badarse.  The movie ends right there with no sequel in their future.
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Re: Hello, all - Here is what you all have been waiting for....
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2007, 10:50:54 AM »
Quote from: WayOutWest on October 31, 2007, 03:39:34 PM
"The Bourne Identity" - Fans at Arco arena are in a daze, not knowing who, what, where or when they are, just having flashbacks of once being a badarse.  The movie ends right there with no sequel in their future.

I love the Bourne movies. They are the best of that particular genre.

But as for movie comparisons, they are NOT Clooney films. Get on board, WoW.

I wish there was some joke I could make regarding Kenny Thomas, but all I keep thinking is there must be some way to eliminate him completely. Beating him to death with SAR is a possibility.
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Re: Hello, all - Here is what you all have been waiting for....
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2007, 01:08:11 PM »
Quote from: JoMal on November 01, 2007, 10:50:54 AM
Quote from: WayOutWest on October 31, 2007, 03:39:34 PM
"The Bourne Identity" - Fans at Arco arena are in a daze, not knowing who, what, where or when they are, just having flashbacks of once being a badarse.  The movie ends right there with no sequel in their future.

I love the Bourne movies. They are the best of that particular genre.

But as for movie comparisons, they are NOT Clooney films. Get on board, WoW.

I wish there was some joke I could make regarding Kenny Thomas, but all I keep thinking is there must be some way to eliminate him completely. Beating him to death with SAR is a possibility.

He has since been renamed SARS as he kills off teams he infects quite quickly. 

Hay at least the Palms Casino is getting better each year!  That brings a smile to my face.  The Maloofs are doing something right.  Just not in the NBA.
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Re: Hello, all - Here is what you all have been waiting for....
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2007, 06:04:14 PM »
It could be worse.  You could be a Sicksers fan!

No one expects anything from them.  Most are picking them to be dead last in the division.  No real stars- Andre may become one this year. 

I loved watching the Sixers as Larry Brown built them into a competitive team.  I'd love to see Cheeks do that, but I don't think that's happening yet.  The Sixers are young and while they have some talent and athleticism, they have no idea how to win and they have no identity as a team.

Chances are this will become ANOTHER lost season for Sixers fans.  Even worse, Boston looks primed to make some headlines again.
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