Movie ideas for attention whore Kobe

[Reality]

Lets make a movie.
Lets see what we can profitably do with the drama queen Kobe.

Okay, potential actors to play:
Kobe: Nathan Lee Graham  (Todd on Zoolander, Geoff on Hitch)


Phil Jackson:  Larry Hagman as his most conniving.  Give him goatee and more hair.
Mitch Cupchak:  John Malkovich
Jerry Buss:
Jerry Buss' 23 year old bimbos:
Jim Buss:
Jeanie Buss:
Shaq:

Just getting started, feel free to add.

[Reality]

Jerry Stiller as Jerry Buss.
Guy on the right as Mark Cuban.


I'm trying to work W.O.W., westkoast, msc and Laker Fan Dan into speaking parts.  Do any of you have any preferences?  Randy a cameo from beyond the grave.

Anthony Anderson or Randy on American Idol as Shaq?  Naw i think we gotta have a much bigger actor.  Of course Shaq has been in 5 blockbuster movies so....

Partial script ideas:

Wednesday morning, to ESPN radio's Stephen A. Smith:
"I would like to be traded, yeah…. At this point I'll go play on Pluto."
*
Midday, with ESPN's Dan Patrick:
"I don't want to go anywhere else. I want to be here for the rest of my career."
*
Later, on L.A.'s AM 570 KLAC:
Phil Jackson said, " 'Let us try to work that out…. ' That made me feel a lot better."
*
Finally, in a Times interview:
"It's just a matter of I don't want to go no place else." But asked if he still wanted to be traded: "Yes."

http://www.latimes.com/sports/baske...ack=1&cset=true

Some of the investors for the movie:  http://www.dramaqueenstyle.com/index.asp

[Reality]

Jason Cerbone as Manu GNob if GNob unavailable.  Perhaps a shot of Kobe admiring GNobs game in the Finals and giving him a phone call after Manus 2005 MVP performance.

[Reality]

Posters and billboards?
westkoast could you photochop the Lakers logo?
 

[westkoast]

I can try later but I don't have photoshop on my laptop only at home.

Reality is it a bit ironic that you want to bash Kobe for attention he is getting over all this BS yet you are doing the exact same thing the news media is doing.

[Reality]

I can try later but I don't have photoshop on my laptop only at home.

Reality is it a bit ironic that you want to bash Kobe for attention he is getting over all this BS yet you are doing the exact same thing the news media is doing.

I'm planning on getting you, W.O.W., msc, randy LFD and Lurker at least $655 per day.  If you want to take on more of a role we can talk percentage.

"Basic Codified Agreement" SAG Agreement for a full budget feature film: 2 million +
Principle Performer Rates
Per Day: $655
Per Week:  $2,272
Background Actors (Extras) Per Day: $115

"Low Budget Agreement:" SAG Agreement for Low Budget Films (budgeted less than $2 million):
Principle Performer Rates
 Per Day:$466
Per Week:  $1,620
Background Actors (Extras) Per Day: $115
 
"Modified Low Budget Agreement:" SAG Agreement for Modified Low Budget Films (budgeted less than $500,000):
Principle Performer Rates
 Per Day: $248
Per Week:  $864
Background Actors (Extras)  Per Day: $115

[Reality]

Titles.  No hurry we can do that later but it is vital we choose a good yet fitting name.

Drama Queen?
Kobe does Hollywood?
The Days of our Kobe?

[westkoast]

Kobeman 3

Vanessa as Mary Jane
Kobe Mcguire as your neighborhood Kobeman
Jerry Buss as Sandman
Mitch Kupcheck as Venom
Auntie May played by Jerry West

Plot:  A very erratic Kobe Mcguire gets taken over by a black symboite simply known as 'ego' after taking Vanessa on a trip to the beach.  The ego allows him to score many 50 and 60+ games but slowly takes over his mental well being to the point where he turns 'emo' and is very moody.   Pissed off at the lack of help around him and having to do everything himself he almost becomes consumed.   Throught this 3 months long epic movie Kobeman battles with enemies Jerry "sandman" Buss and Mitch "Venom" Kupcheck.  The one and only person who can help Kobe Mcguire get his life back on the line and the only person he listens to 100% is played by Jerry West who had to don a wig and bathrobe for the begging of the movie. 

Best part of movie?  When Auntie West hands Kobe Mcguire a championship ring.  He then in turn loses this ring at the start of the movie when Shaq's son playing the Blob-Goblin tries to kill Kobe for killing his father's career in a Laker uniform and in turn the kids elementry school friends.

[Wolverine]

The Days of our Kobe?

 

I've never been one to encourage Reality, but that's effin' hilarious!

[JoMal]

I'd call the movie "Sybil"

[WayOutWest]

I'd go more with a "Fear and loathing in Los Angeles" or "Leaving Los Angeles."