Thank God for my freshly made, Melita Capo to get me through this.
Studies have shown that the more you say it is true, the more likely you will vote for he who mindblows you the best - i.e. George Dubya "vote for me or a terrorist will, like, make you die, and stuff...."
Prediction - IF the Warriors win tonight and end up facing the Mavs, that series will only go five games at the most and blow-outs at home will launch Dallas towards the finals.
Prediction - IF the Spurs face the Lakers, that series will go six games and later S.A. will whomp on the Suns in seven as Houston/Utah folds against the Mavs in five in the second round .
Prediction - IF the Spurs and Mavs predictably meet in the Western Conference finals, Sternly will reinstate Crawford just for this series, scare Duncan back to Virginity, and the Mavs will hawk playoff final t-shirts over the Internet, where Spurs fans will take a page out of the Kings/Laker rivalry of the early 00's and purchase the shirts to burn along the Riverwalk.