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Offline JoMal

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Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead
« on: June 08, 2006, 10:18:32 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/

Sweet!

Gas prices even came down a bit.

Al-Zarqawi and six others get blown up at a safe house outside Baghdad. This undoubtedly will unlease a torrid of reprisal bombings and attacks, but that will have to be dealt with then. For now, we actually killed one of the worse mass murderers of our era.

Overdue.
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Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2006, 03:17:28 PM »
2 500 lb bombs.....they were not going to play at all.   one down....several more to go.
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Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2006, 06:45:22 PM »
Well, that's one of them.

I'd like to make a movie about Zarqawi trying to get into heaven.  He walks up to the gates and claims to have died a martyr's death.  The angel there, looks at him and says, you murdered hundreds of god's children and motivated thousands of others to kill indescriminatly.  You will be sent back to Earth to pay for your crimes.

Zarqawi says, what?  No virgins.  The angel says, oh, there will be a virgin alright. You will be reincarnated as a woman and be gang-raped by muslim terrorists in Afghanistan.
Afterwards you will be sold into slavery where your master will beat you every day.

Zarqawi wants to appeal, and the angel says "you cannot bargain with heaven"
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