Who is Atlanta going to send who is ready to step in at the small forward spot? Ditto with Orlando. Ditto with Charlotte.
Atlanta - Isn't Al Harrington's natural position SF? Baby Al + say Childress or Stoudamire.
Orlando - I seem to remember a guy by the name of Grant Hill on Orlando whose been known to play SF. Just get Orlando to send you any one of Jameer/Kato/Stevenson along with him.
Charlotte - GERALD WALLACE - less offense, same defense, not a headcase but oft-injured.
Would the Clippers offer up a Maggette?
Would the Celtics offer up either Pierce or Davis in a multi-player deal?
Would Denver consider Carmelo Anthony for Artest and an Indiana big?
Could Dallas offer up Howard and a couple of others and get someone who could actually put the "D" in "Dallas"?
Magette for Artest, interesting but I think Carlisle would strangle the life out of Magette, plus Magette wouldn't like how Carlisle would divy up the minutes.
Pierce or Davis, I'd want Pierce if I was Indy but do you really want the malcontentedness/bad attitude of Artest spoiling the youth you've got if you're Boston.
Melo for Artest + Big. I don't like any Indy big not named JO. And as bad as this sounds Melo is less combustible than Artest, and that's a heckuva statement.
Dallas is the one idea you've got that makes sense except Artest might not be comfortable knowing Nowitzki (like JO) is a much better player than him. I'm too enamored with the upside of Marquis and Josh to pull the deal on a trade that
"could" put me over the top. Meaning if I'm Dallas, its probably a trade I should do but wouldn't.
Basically my destinations have Artest going to a dismal situation where he immediately becomes the best player at more than 40 minutes a night. While your destinations certainly work talent and contract-wise; Artest would be dealing with well-established teams with a go-to guy and fiery, micro-managing coaches. I think George Karl, Doc Rivers, Avery Johnson, and Mike Dunleavy would look at Artest as a high-risk, low reward proposition. Since at best he isn't going to be appreciably better for them than who they have already and at worst he'll destroy your entire season.
Unless they con Sacto into sending Peja, Indy is going to get raped in this Artest thing. If Indy plays their cards right, the raping won't be too painful or long-lasting, but they ain't gettin' out of being raped. A smart GM isn't going to risk fair "on-court" value for a guy like Artest.