Ha.
From what you guys are saying, this seems a lot like the Magglio Ordonez/Detroit Tigers situation from this past offseason.
Ordonez had a bum knee, which had been surgically repaired, and NO ONE was going to give him the money he wanted, sans those big ol' fluffy cats. The Cubs had a very small interest in him, but didn't trust his knee and lauged at the amount it would take to pay him (according to his agent extraordinaire, Scott Boras). So the Tigers, being the Tigers, decided to up the bidding and give in to his agent's demands. They signed him for a rediculous amount (something like 7 years, 80 million or so, if memory serves me correct). Not saying Mags isn't worth it, but he has to be healthy in order to produce, obviously (which he hasn't been for the entire year thus far, playing in only 56 games). The fact that practically no one else wanted him for that money is just a riot when you consider the Tigers' line of thinking must've gone something like this:
"Oh no! Somebody's upped the price for Ordonez! Quick, let Boras know we'll go to 80 million plus over seven years. That'll show the rest of 'em!"
Later:
"Oh crap, I forgot! WE were the ones who upped the price!" :bash: