So I'm handing some New Yorker his arse at a poker tournament on Sat when he's starts crying about my Laker gear. Not a smart move, b-ball is my REAL game, not poker. I asked what has NY, or ANYONE other than Boston for that matter, EVER done that even comes close to the Dynasty of Dynasties?
NY: Two titles!
Me: Even shyte kicking hicks from Texass can win two titles! It takes a real b-ball town to produce over a dozen titles in over four decades.
NY: That's cause they always bought the best centers.
Me: New Yorkers should know all about buying the best talent, too bad that only applies to baseball. But I guess that's New Yorks problem, they never had a center worth a dam since Reed.
NY: BS! We drafted Ewing.
ME: (Laughing!) EXACTLY!
NY: Ewing was the best center of his day, one of the greatest of all time.
ME (Still Laughing) Maybe in the state!
NY: Name 5 centers that were better.
ME: Durring Ewings career?
NY: All time.
ME: I'll name eight.
NY: BS!
ME: The "given" Alcindor, Chamberlin & Russel. Then for the era, Mikam and Gilmore, notice who 3 of the top 5 played for? Then the guys who were better then Mr. Choke at the front of the rim vs. Indiana finger roll loser, Shaq, Hakeem, Robinson....oh wait I'm wrong....there are actually NINE guys better than Ewing becuase Walton carried his team to a title.
NY: BS! Walton and Robinson sucked! So do the Lakers!
ME: I don't care if the Lakers end up in last place, at least Isiah isnt' our GM.
NY: He's not that bad...nah...he sucks...stupid muli-nyuong (sic?)
He went into Italian mode after that and I shut up because he looks like that guy from "The Sheild"...big, bald and phyco looking. It was fun playing with they guy, a real loud mouth shyte talker, quick and witty.
Anyway....have any of your lists changed?
Kareem
Russel
Wilt
Mikam
Shaq
Gilmore
Hakeem
Walton
Robinson
Ewing