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Offline spursfan101

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OT: George W Bush resume
« on: February 25, 2004, 02:59:07 PM »
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport,  Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I  refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. I was transferred to a base in Alabama for one year, but no records of me actually showing up at the base have been found, nor do any of the officers
running the base have any recollection of my being there.

College: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and  lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball  team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my
father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I
was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS: I changed  Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the most
executions by any governor in American history.

With the help  of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
500,000 votes.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.  I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic
record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set
the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the
all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock
market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs and that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,
has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I set the record for most
campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and
world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest  lifetime campaign  contributor, and one of my best
friends,Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud
in U.S History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during
my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
against investigation or prosecution.  More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating
one of the biggest corporate rip- offs in history. I  presided over the
biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when
corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided over the
highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration than any President in U.S. history. I created the Ministry
of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the  United Nations remove
the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I  withdrew the U.S. from the
World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S.
"prisoners of war"  detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the
Geneva Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election). I set the
record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the
advent of television. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I
presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. I garnered the
most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less
than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the
largest failure of diplomacy in  world history. I have set the all-time
record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any
person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did
so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens,
and the world community. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans
and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their
families -- in wartime. In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am
supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have
so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES: All records of my tenure as  governor of Texas are
now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All
records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All
records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.
Paul

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OT: George W Bush resume
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2004, 03:34:25 PM »
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I'm going to invest in the Vasoline Corp. since America will most likely get it in the arse for years to cum!  :angry:  
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OT: George W Bush resume
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2004, 04:13:23 PM »
My reaction to this article:

 :o  :huh: :unsure:  :(  :angry:  :blink:  :lol:  
"You take him Perk!" ~Kevin Garnett

"I think the responsibility the Democrats have may rest more in resisting any efforts by Republicans in the Congress or by me when I was President to put some standards in and tighten up a little bit on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac." ~Bill Clinton