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Offline Skandery

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Frankenstein
« on: January 07, 2008, 02:56:47 PM »
Fun little article by Kenny the Jet.  Do the same thing Kenny did and assign a player for each attribute, it would be fun to read all our choices.  He kept it to just contemporary players, but I think we should have all players throughout history at our disposal. 


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Constructing the perfect player
 
By Kenny Smith, Yahoo! Sports
January 2, 2008

 
As the New Year arrives and I think of all the greats who have blessed the basketball courts in my era, Michael Jordan is often called the perfect player. If he wasn?t perfect, he was very close.

That got me wondering on how to construct the perfect player Frankenstein-style. Which parts of which players would I use?

The first part, which allows the body to function is the heart. This has to come from the player who has no fear of failure and a killer instinct: Kobe Bryant.

The brain obviously is also vital. I need someone who understands his strengths and limitations and also understands his players and coaches to a great degree. That?s Jason Kidd.

Vision helps separate the truly great players from the very good ones. And no one sees the floor quite like Steve Nash.

If this is going to be the perfect player, he shouldn?t lack for athleticism. Not only should he be able to go by people, but also through or over them. Give me LeBron James? combination of speed, quickness and muscle. There are faster players baseline to baseline than James, but they don?t have his size and leaping ability.

The hops go to Josh Smith. He?s the new-age Dominique Wilkins.

The strength of a basketball player is underrated. Skinny players like Reggie Miller and Rip Hamilton don?t need bulk to dart around screens. But give a player the strength of Dwight Howard and now you have a monster.

The longer the wingspan, the better the ability to grab rebounds, deflect passes and make other plays your opponents can?t make. So give me Kevin Garnett?s reach.

The best players shoot with a quick release. They can get off a shot while their defender is still flatfooted. Which is why I?ll need Ray Allen?s wrists.

Soft hands are essential. You want someone with a good touch who can catch all kinds of passes. That would be Tim Duncan.

The feet give you balance. They help you change direction, tightrope the baseline and stay in front of your man on defense. Give me the feet of Manu Ginobili.

The other parts that make up a great player aren?t as tangible. Like timing. The best shot blockers have great timing. Jump too soon and your opponent can duck into you and draw a foul. Jump too late and you?ll get dunked on. I want the timing of Marcus Camby.

Savvy comes from experience. The most battle-tested players know what to expect before it happens. And few players are more battle-tested than Chauncey Billups.

Patience is important. Great players know when to attack. They know how to set up their opponent with a fake. They don?t rush and they rarely force a bad shot. Is there anymore more patient than Duncan? He?s my first and only two-time part member.

Lastly, no one likes a sore loser or a bad winner. That?s why I value sportsmanship. To be a true winner, you have to be gracious. Like Michael Redd.

Now this is a player who?s truly the sum of his parts.
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Re: Frankenstein
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2008, 03:21:27 PM »
I'll go:

Heart: Michael Jordan  (and I'm loathe to admit to it)

Brain: John Stockton

Vision: Magic Johnson

Athleticism: Shawn Kemp

Hops: Shawn Marion

Strength: Wilt Chamberlain

Wingspan: Nate Thurmond

Wrists: Reggie Miller

Hands: Larry Bird

Feet: Hakeem Olajuwon

Timing: Bill Russell

Experience: Kareem Abdul-Jabar

Patience: Joe Dumars

Sportsmanship: Hersey Hawkins
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Re: Frankenstein
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2008, 05:35:29 PM »
They did this same thing back in the 80's, the NBA is going Hollywood, rehashing old stuff. 

The ones I remember:
Vision was Magic
Hands were Bird
Arms were McHale
Body was K. Malone

I think heart was MJ
Legs might have been Nique

My perfect player would be (in order of preference but you can not go wrong with any one):
Brains: Bird
Vision: Magic
Body: Malone
Arms: Kareem
Legs: Nique
Feet: Duncan
Strength: Shaq
Heart: Russel
Release: Miller
Experience: MJ
Timming: Mourning
Sportsmanship: Robinson
Patience: Kings fans...err...KG
"History shouldn't be a mystery"
"Our story is real history"
"Not his story"

"My people's culture was strong, it was pure"
"And if not for that white greed"
"It would've endured"

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Re: Frankenstein
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2008, 06:29:05 PM »
If you want a true monster like Frankenstein check out my picks!

Heart: Eddy Curry

Brain: Sebastain Telfair

Vision: Carmelo Anthony

Athleticism:  Mark Madsen

Hops: Yao Ming

Strength: Kirk Heinrich

Wingspan: Earl Boykins

Wrists: Michael Olawakandi

Hands: Kwame Brown

Feet: Ben Wallace

Experience: Kevin Durant

Patience: Stephen Jackson

Sportsmanship: Ron Artest
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Re: Frankenstein
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2008, 07:45:29 PM »
If you want a true monster like Frankenstein check out my picks!

Heart: Eddy Curry

Brain: Sebastain Telfair

Vision: Carmelo Anthony

Athleticism:  Mark Madsen

Hops: Yao Ming

Strength: Kirk Heinrich

Wingspan: Earl Boykins

Wrists: Michael Olawakandi

Hands: Kwame Brown

Feet: Ben Wallace

Experience: Kevin Durant

Patience: Stephen Jackson

Sportsmanship: Ron Artest

This is very good WC.  I actually had Kwame Brown on the list for heart, brains, vision, hands. ;D

How about you truly make a perfect player from mediocrity.

Heart: Victor Khyrapa

Brain: Kerry Kittles (based upon TO/48 min)

Vision: Nate McMillian

Athleticism: Rudy Gay

Hops: Travis Outlaw

Strength: Danny Fortson

Wingspan: Charles Smith

Wrists: Kyle Korver

Hands: Kerry Kittles (based upon TO/48 min)

Feet: Eddie Jones

Timing: Joel Przybilla

Experience: Bruce Bowen

Patience: Mo Cheeks

Sportsmanship: Fred Hoiberg
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Re: Frankenstein
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2008, 07:48:30 PM »
How does Bill Walton or Sam Bowie not get "feet" on wk or zigs lists?
"History shouldn't be a mystery"
"Our story is real history"
"Not his story"

"My people's culture was strong, it was pure"
"And if not for that white greed"
"It would've endured"

"Laker hate causes blindness"

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Re: Frankenstein
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2008, 08:13:43 PM »
How does Bill Walton or Sam Bowie not get "feet" on wk or zigs lists?
I did it just a little differently.  I tried to take mediocre players, and make a great player out of them.  So the feet of Walton and Bowie would not really work to well.  You do make a good point, if you wanted to make a monster then those are the feet to start with.
A third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. A second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. A first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.

A quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself.

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Re: Frankenstein
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2008, 08:44:05 PM »
How does Bill Walton or Sam Bowie not get "feet" on wk or zigs lists?

Neither of them are in the NBA right now but that would be perfect for all time.

Other good all time picks:

Heart: Latrell Spreewell

Athleticism: Shawn Bradley

Wing Span: Mugsy Bogues

Strength: Manute Bul

Wrists: Allan Houston
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Re: Frankenstein
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2008, 08:55:42 PM »
Very interesting.  
I'm going to get started.


Heart: Spud Webb

Brain: Larry Bird

Vision:

Athleticism: Michael Jordan and Doctor J pre injury

Hops:

Strength: Wilt Chamberlain

Wingspan:

Wrists:  Derek Fisher

Hands:

Feet: Hakeem Olajuwon

Timing: Bill Russell

Experience:

Patience: Joe Dumars

Sportsmanship: Kevin Johnson


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Re: Frankenstein
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2008, 11:41:48 AM »
Patience: Kings fans...err...KG


You are dead to me.
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Re: Frankenstein
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2008, 03:10:36 PM »
Patience: Kings fans...err...KG


You are dead to me.

I'm confused, who's wife should be calling who?
"History shouldn't be a mystery"
"Our story is real history"
"Not his story"

"My people's culture was strong, it was pure"
"And if not for that white greed"
"It would've endured"

"Laker hate causes blindness"

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Re: Frankenstein
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 03:58:08 PM »
Patience: Kings fans...err...KG


You are dead to me.

I'm confused, who's wife should be calling who?

....if you have to ask.....
"We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.....We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason.....We are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes that were for the moment unpopular....We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home."