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Offline Ted

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« on: September 28, 2004, 07:45:25 PM »
"You take him Perk!" ~Kevin Garnett

"I think the responsibility the Democrats have may rest more in resisting any efforts by Republicans in the Congress or by me when I was President to put some standards in and tighten up a little bit on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac." ~Bill Clinton

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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2004, 10:50:05 PM »
Shown above:  Kerry using his mouth for things other than flip floppin
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2004, 12:22:03 PM »
Earlier today at a rally for her husband, would-be First Lady Teresa Heinz Kerry accidentally stuck her finger in to an electric socket on the podium. Electrons shot through her body at the speed of light, causing convulsive muscle contortions before exiting her body through her hair.
"You take him Perk!" ~Kevin Garnett

"I think the responsibility the Democrats have may rest more in resisting any efforts by Republicans in the Congress or by me when I was President to put some standards in and tighten up a little bit on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac." ~Bill Clinton

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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2004, 01:04:21 PM »
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Johhnnnn, stop changing your mind!  Do you want to or not?
It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave.  Keep on thinking free.
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2004, 03:03:05 PM »
We have a winner for 2004's International Belching Contest!!

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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2004, 03:11:22 PM »
Teresa demonstrates the multiple uses for the sleek NEW and IMPROVED Heinz Ketchup bottle design.
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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2004, 03:32:49 PM »
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Shown above:  Kerry using his mouth for things other than flip floppin
How do you know he doesn't call it "flip-flopping."
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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2004, 03:33:15 PM »
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Teresa demonstrates the multiple uses for the sleek NEW and IMPROVED Heinz Ketchup bottle design.
Oh man that's dirty.  :puke:  
"You take him Perk!" ~Kevin Garnett

"I think the responsibility the Democrats have may rest more in resisting any efforts by Republicans in the Congress or by me when I was President to put some standards in and tighten up a little bit on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac." ~Bill Clinton

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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2004, 03:57:00 PM »
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"President Bush told me to stick John's purple heart medals where the sun don't shine, but then he wanted to see for himself if the light goes out."
"We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.....We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason.....We are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes that were for the moment unpopular....We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home."