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Offline JoMal

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Pardon my sex addiction
« on: February 11, 2010, 01:26:59 PM »
I have to apologize to you all for my obvious sex addiction. I just got back from Pine Grove with my good friends Tig and Stevie, who aren't in my class as addicts but you know the press.

I want to thank you all for your support during these wayward times when I have driven off course and became obsessed with feet.

And those of you who refuse to understand - and you know who you are - you can just blow me.

I mean it, right now, right here.

Where is that number for that cute therapist with the black toenails.....
"We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.....We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason.....We are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes that were for the moment unpopular....We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home."

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Re: Pardon my sex addiction
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2010, 02:50:33 PM »
Foot fetish JoMaL  ;D

Btw did you see that in the new 'mental health handbook' that they have put sex addiction (though not in that wording) into the text.  Why does it matter?  Well that handbook is used by insurance companies to help them make decisions on what and how to cover an mental health issues.  Don't worry kind sir, your health insurance should be able to pay for you to go back to Pine Groove the next time you relapse because you got the uncontrollable urge to free some womans toes from her Ugg boots.
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Re: Pardon my sex addiction
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2010, 02:55:47 PM »
Sex addiction is to mental health what ADD is to self-motivation.

If they only had a pill back when I was in college that I could hav taken every time I had to crack open a text book and actually study. We just hung a horseshoe around our necks and prayed that our professor would get a relapse of his "liver" disease.
"We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.....We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason.....We are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes that were for the moment unpopular....We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home."