I have to apologize to you all for my obvious sex addiction. I just got back from Pine Grove with my good friends Tig and Stevie, who aren't in my class as addicts but you know the press.
I want to thank you all for your support during these wayward times when I have driven off course and became obsessed with feet.
And those of you who refuse to understand - and you know who you are - you can just blow me.
I mean it, right now, right here.
Where is that number for that cute therapist with the black toenails.....