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OT: US's secret weapon
« on: September 09, 2008, 03:23:03 PM »
This article was very interesting. I wonder what it could be. ???

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/09/09/iraq.secret/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
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Re: OT: US's secret weapon
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 03:55:36 PM »
This article was very interesting. I wonder what it could be. ???

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/09/09/iraq.secret/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

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Re: OT: US's secret weapon
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2008, 04:25:10 PM »
Too bad it apparently does not work as well in Afghanistan.
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Re: OT: US's secret weapon
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2008, 04:27:52 PM »
The US is funding a covert womens liberation movement in iraq by creating female assassins

Or poisoning (sp?) the water

Or Rainbow sixing the terrorists

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Re: OT: US's secret weapon
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2008, 05:23:30 PM »
Too bad it apparently does not work as well in Afghanistan.

Be glad it doesn't for your sake JoMal! If it did, you wouldn't be able to bitch about it.  ;)

Seriously though.  My inside sources, which are much more reliable that Reality's San Antonio towel boy, tell me it's a robot disguised in a hijab that infiltrates Al Qaeda cells and takes out the leaders.  They are aware of the Afghanistan problem.  It turns out the DOD guy who programmed it just put "Al Qaeda" in the command line, and left out "Taliban."  Typical Bush administration incompetence!
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Re: OT: US's secret weapon
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2008, 05:54:48 PM »
Maybe they bought George Lucas's clone amry and sent them in...
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Re: OT: US's secret weapon
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2008, 06:14:06 PM »
Maybe it's an invisibility suit!

No really, I think it's something to do with high-tech, highly invasive surveillance.  Drones with secret listening technology programmed to pick up on certain words and combinations of words.  Kind of like the forbidden word charm in Harry Potter and the Deathly . . . uh . . . nevermind.
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Re: OT: US's secret weapon
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2008, 07:08:33 PM »
maybe it's soap....













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Re: OT: US's secret weapon
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 07:09:56 PM »
Too bad it apparently does not work as well in Afghanistan.
Seriously though.  My inside sources, which are much more reliable that Reality's San Antonio towel boy, tell me it's a robot disguised in a hijab that infiltrates Al Qaeda cells and takes out the leaders.  They are aware of the Afghanistan problem.  It turns out the DOD guy who programmed it just put "Al Qaeda" in the command line, and left out "Taliban."  Typical Bush administration incompetence!

That is just what the Wealth Conspiracy (WC) want you to think.  There is no oil in Afghanistan thus no incentive to make peace.  And keeping all those soldiers "employed" is good for our economy which only feeds more wealth to the WC.  Of course the biggest a**es in the WC are in the military/industrial/oil complex.  All those guns & bullets keep many more overpaid unionists employed but ultimately the biggest piles of wealth end up in the WC.  With the wars generating so much employment why would the WC flush away all their power.


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Re: OT: US's secret weapon
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2008, 07:46:11 PM »
This article was very interesting. I wonder what it could be. ???

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/09/09/iraq.secret/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

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Re: OT: US's secret weapon
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 07:53:07 PM »
Too bad it apparently does not work as well in Afghanistan.
Seriously though.  My inside sources, which are much more reliable that Reality's San Antonio towel boy, tell me it's a robot disguised in a hijab that infiltrates Al Qaeda cells and takes out the leaders.  They are aware of the Afghanistan problem.  It turns out the DOD guy who programmed it just put "Al Qaeda" in the command line, and left out "Taliban."  Typical Bush administration incompetence!

That is just what the Wealth Conspiracy (WC) want you to think.  There is no oil in Afghanistan thus no incentive to make peace.  And keeping all those soldiers "employed" is good for our economy which only feeds more wealth to the WC.  Of course the biggest a**es in the WC are in the military/industrial/oil complex.  All those guns & bullets keep many more overpaid unionists employed but ultimately the biggest piles of wealth end up in the WC.  With the wars generating so much employment why would the WC flush away all their power.




No oil and to top if off a large chunk of the world's heroin just so happens to come from this area.   The powers that be couldn't ask for a better combo.  It's a war on terrorism mixed with some good ol fashioned war on drugs.  We will be there until the end of time and the justification will be that we are fighting terrorists AND drugs at the same time!  Yet we've been there for a large chunk of time and from what I've heard/read the market has not shrunk at all.  Sounds familiar doesn't it?
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