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What a pounding in the NCAA Title Game.
« on: April 05, 2004, 10:37:43 PM »
UConn was not giving up ANY open shots.  

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What a pounding in the NCAA Title Game.
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2004, 09:15:49 AM »
Either WAS YOUR WIFE!  DOH!!!! :D  
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What a pounding in the NCAA Title Game.
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2004, 09:39:44 AM »
That joke MIGHT have worked on someone who's married.  ;)  

 

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What a pounding in the NCAA Title Game.
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2004, 09:54:04 AM »
Really? Divorced?
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2004, 10:09:24 AM »
No it's just the marriage I'm in isn't officially recognized by the law.  Now if you'll excuse me I have to get some alfalfa for my wife.  

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What a pounding in the NCAA Title Game.
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2004, 10:25:26 AM »
Ahhhh, one of those! I lived with my girlfriend for 4 years, then she put the ultimatum clapdown on me, and we ended up getting married. Props to my buddy though. He's been living with his "girlfriend" for 20 years!  2 kids out of it too!
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2004, 10:35:06 AM »
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Ahhhh, one of those! I lived with my girlfriend for 4 years, then she put the ultimatum clapdown on me, and we ended up getting married. Props to my buddy though. He's been living with his "girlfriend" for 20 years!  2 kids out of it too!
ummmmmmmmmm   101 i think he meant he is in a relationship with his pet....errr


jn doe sshe make you quiver when she goes "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!"


thats love dude.
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What a pounding in the NCAA Title Game.
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2004, 10:39:55 AM »
X3 has got it.  He's obviously been there.  ;)  

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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2004, 11:18:26 AM »
Yeah, he told me this little trick once. Whenever he screws a sheep, he likes to do it on a cliff ledge.  That way, it forces the sheep to push back!  :lol:  
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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2004, 01:08:43 PM »
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Ahhhh, one of those! I lived with my girlfriend for 4 years, then she put the ultimatum clapdown on me, and we ended up getting married. Props to my buddy though. He's been living with his "girlfriend" for 20 years!  2 kids out of it too!
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After 2 or 5 years, not sure of the timeframe, but the girlfriend is considered a common law wife.  Not sure if that's just a state thing or not.
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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2004, 02:14:48 PM »
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Ahhhh, one of those! I lived with my girlfriend for 4 years, then she put the ultimatum clapdown on me, and we ended up getting married. Props to my buddy though. He's been living with his "girlfriend" for 20 years!  2 kids out of it too!
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After 2 or 5 years, not sure of the timeframe, but the girlfriend is considered a common law wife.  Not sure if that's just a state thing or not.
Actually it is a state by state law.  In Texas all you have to do is live together & represent to third parties that you are husband & wife.  And being a community property state that can cause legal headaches real quick....
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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2004, 04:55:13 PM »
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Yeah, he told me this little trick once. Whenever he screws a sheep, he likes to do it on a cliff ledge.  That way, it forces the sheep to push back!  :lol:
i was drunk...........and gerty was dressed in a sun dress...........
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.