Considering Kobe's infatuation with all things Jordan (Michael Jordan, that is), it would be a hoot to see him go to the Chicago Bulls. I think we can eliminate Kobe as a Sixer, though. I just don't see that happening. The Clippers, the Grizzlies, and possibly Houston might be contenders, though.
The Malone one was pretty funny. If he doesn't win his ring this year, though, I wonder if he won't try to stick around for one more season.