fertility dates when and when not?

[Lurker]

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Good, we wouldn't want any Reality, Jrs. running around.

So how is being an (alleged) know-it-all on all things ob/gyn yet witholding information as to how to avoid pregnancy supposed to keep any Reality Jrs. from being produced.  Mrs. R is 15 years my Jr. and my gun still fires.

Ahhh...but by asking about fertility patterns one may assume your bullets aren't quite as high a calibre as once imagined.  And you may be a bit slower on the draw there also unless the Mrs. is too young, if you catch my drift.

[SPURSX3]

I don't think he knows that when they put that heavy yellow tag in his ear they took care of any more lil'reals from running around...Thank you, 'Wild Kingdom'!!

[jemagee]

Reality, I'm assuming the kind of woman who debases herself that much to have sex with you is at least smart enough to use the pill or a diaphragm or have some sort of post coital interaction remedy on hand in case a disaster occurs

[Reality]

Can tell they *really* have kids, huh WoW?

After you've scored 4 touchdowns in a high school football game (or thereafter), most aint looking to add a 5th.  I think even Tedville agrees with that.