LOL, Texas is not gay - we are too republican to be gay. LOL. But that Montrose area in Houston....ugh, it's like a village of gayness...
That just makes you too republican to admit it, explains all the random violence and need for guns...outlets for repression...it's ok, you're among friends
Besides, like i said, I was being metaphorical...like if you're friends said 'hey let's go visit texas', you'd say, nah, that's too gay, let's go to vermont instead.