Needless to say it's spawned some followups. Many using the usual baseball media lingo.
Colon explodes in loss
Angels' Colon Gets Pounded
Colon Stinks in Angels Loss
after a rocky outing
Colon Gets Relieved
when a free agent
Angels probing Colon
Colon Discharged
after being spotted in a nightclub with Steven Jackson
Probe Clears Colon
trouble in locker room
Colon a cancer?
