WOW left his customary postion on the recliner on the porch of the Laker House. Pacing nervously back n forth, he then burst into uncontrollable tears. Putting his hands over his eyes, he dropped his head into his knees, sobbing.
Randy immediately left off his polishing of the shiny foil adorning much of the outside of The Laker House. Walking up to WOW, he put his arms around him. "There there" said Randy, "tell me what it's all about."
"BooHoo waaaa sniffle cough sniffle waaaaa....Spurs have Oberto to back up Tim Duncan and we can't even hope for .500" In trying to comfort WOW, Randy now realized how abysmal attempts to jab at the Spurs would be. First a trickle, then stream, then cryin a river was Randy as the two embraced on the porch.
Westkoast was upstairs using the computer. He was looking for all the bars and restraunts that might have televised the Laker games between Bakersfield and Fresno. He hoped for the company to install in in cabin dvd/tv in the company car, but so far the boss said no.
Hearing the sobbing going on, 'koast sprung into action. Laker Fan Dan had just brought some organic purple grapes down from the Whine county, and some golden bananas were on the countertop. Some hot looking chick from Reality Inc had delivered a semitruckload just an hour earlier. Koast prepared the Golden bananas with Purple grapes. He called down to Randoph and WOW to join him upstairs. Altho having problems walking, WOW and Randy knew that westkoast would have some comforting food for them. They gathered around a table and began to eat. Still sniffling and frustrated at how to get back at the Spurs, they didn't know what to say or do. Koast then put on a video of Magic and Kobme going to the fouline over and over in the playoffs. Sighs were let out as relief came their way.
Finally they agreed that Stern and company would work some deal to get them back into contention in 2009. "We must not lose hope" said Randy. "I have been here before, we shall overcome". They had a group hug and reclined into a nap as the house was filled with Reality Incs purple fog spray seeping thru the vents.