When are we gettin' her a team on Phillyarena, Zigmeister.
You want me to introduce daddy's little princess to this motley crew from societies margins?
Lets face it, this group is full of guys with man crushes on Kobe, Nene', Fabricio, Super Byn's, Arctic dwelling meat eating mammals, Bear Grylls, Bar and Fin Dog, and some weird comic book character from Michigan. She has it bad enough given that her dad has a man crush on the CF for the Red Sox, as well as some disturbing T'Pol fixation, but it would be flat wrong to subject her to the unwashed underside of our decaying society.
Love you man!