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Offline SPURSX3

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OT - new press secretary
« on: January 23, 2009, 01:42:57 PM »
....This guy better get his act straight.  I don't remember hearing so many, "Uhhh", "Ummmm" and sentence changes from a white house press sec before.  This guy is kind of stuttering some answers...seems kind of embarrasing that this guy is the voice of the pres to the media....
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Re: OT - new press secretary
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 01:47:05 PM »
Give the poor guy some chance to adjust to his new job.  Pretty sure you didn't hit your current job out of the park on your SECOND day.
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Re: OT - new press secretary
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 01:51:18 PM »
Quote from: westkoast on January 23, 2009, 01:47:05 PM
Give the poor guy some chance to adjust to his new job.  Pretty sure you didn't hit your current job out of the park on your SECOND day.

Says who?!   ;)

Ok, Wk, but by day 4 I better see some difference or I am gonna post how he is not "Obama" enough to be press sec.  And that his laugh sounds just like Peter Griffin's...   :P :P
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Re: OT - new press secretary
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 02:04:47 PM »
Quote from: SPURSX3 on January 23, 2009, 01:51:18 PM
Quote from: westkoast on January 23, 2009, 01:47:05 PM
Give the poor guy some chance to adjust to his new job.  Pretty sure you didn't hit your current job out of the park on your SECOND day.

Says who?!   ;)

Ok, Wk, but by day 4 I better see some difference or I am gonna post how he is not "Obama" enough to be press sec.  And that his laugh sounds just like Peter Griffin's...   :P :P

Maybe the press conferences will end up like Family Guy Episodes....

Reporter:  What do you think about Iran's latest statements threatening the United States?

Mr. Obama:  You think that's bad?  Remember when I went to a fat woman convention in Russia with Bill Clinton dressed up as a Twinkee?
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Re: OT - new press secretary
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 02:07:28 PM »
Quote from: westkoast on January 23, 2009, 02:04:47 PM
Quote from: SPURSX3 on January 23, 2009, 01:51:18 PM
Quote from: westkoast on January 23, 2009, 01:47:05 PM
Give the poor guy some chance to adjust to his new job.  Pretty sure you didn't hit your current job out of the park on your SECOND day.

Says who?!   ;)

Ok, Wk, but by day 4 I better see some difference or I am gonna post how he is not "Obama" enough to be press sec.  And that his laugh sounds just like Peter Griffin's...   :P :P

Maybe the press conferences will end up like Family Guy Episodes....

Reporter:  What do you think about Iran's latest statements threatening the United States?

Mr. Obama:  You think that's bad?  Remember when I went to a fat woman convention in Russia with Bill Clinton dressed up as a Twinkee?

lol  :P
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Re: OT - new press secretary
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 03:00:19 PM »
Quote from: westkoast on January 23, 2009, 02:04:47 PM
Mr. Obama:  You think that's bad?  Remember when I went to a fat woman convention in Russia with Bill Clinton dressed up as a Twinkee?

I can see it! A screen pops out of the cieling and the flashback begins. AWESOME.

I hope the chicken can get through security just once.
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Re: OT - new press secretary
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 04:34:54 PM »
Quote from: Ted on January 23, 2009, 03:00:19 PM
Quote from: westkoast on January 23, 2009, 02:04:47 PM
Mr. Obama:  You think that's bad?  Remember when I went to a fat woman convention in Russia with Bill Clinton dressed up as a Twinkee?

I can see it! A screen pops out of the cieling and the flashback begins. AWESOME.

I hope the chicken can get through security just once.

Chicken would be one of the reporters, the eyes lock and it begins again.....love the chicken fights.
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