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OT: American stupidity never ceases to amaze me!
« on: March 10, 2004, 10:54:20 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3497480.stm

US woman shops with fake $1m bill
 
A US woman has been charged with forgery after trying to use a fake $1 million bill at a supermarket.   Alice Pike, 35, pulled out the note at a Georgia Wal-Mart store to pay for $1,672 worth of goods and asked for change, police said.

The cashier immediately noticed the bill - bearing the picture of the Statue of Liberty - was fake and called her manager who alerted the police.

The US Treasury does not make $1m bills, which only go as high as $100.

In 1969, the Department of the Treasury and the Federal Reserve System discontinued banknotes in denominations of $500, $1,000 and $10,000 due to lack of use.

Police are reportedly investigating Pike's mental state

"This is the first time in my law enforcement career I've seen someone trying to use a $1 million bill," local police chief Almond Turner was quoted as saying by the Houston Chronicle newspaper.

"It was green, but you could tell it was not a real bill," Mr Turner added.

Ms Pike had three of the $1m bills when she was arrested at the store in Covington on Tuesday, police said.

Mr Turner said she claimed she got the bills from her husband.
 
 
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OT: American stupidity never ceases to amaze me!
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2004, 02:11:53 PM »
LOL.


thiefs today are really getting dumb.

"can I have change please"

my lord.

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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2004, 03:17:08 PM »
Good thing you posted this because I almost used a Bill Clinton 3 dollar bill to buy a burger from in n out today for lunch.
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2004, 05:51:22 PM »
A buddy of mine worked at his Dad's convenience store.  He had several instances of forged money.  The most obvious being I guy with a bunch of 50s printed on GLOSSY paper.   :rolleyes:  

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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2004, 03:28:59 PM »
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A buddy of mine worked at his Dad's convenience store.  He had several instances of forged money.  The most obvious being I guy with a bunch of 50s printed on GLOSSY paper.   :rolleyes:
whats really funny is she tried to play it off as normal to whip out a million dollar bill.  and that followed her trying to buy 1600.00 + in merchandise - AT WALMART - on gift cards that had only 2.00 dollars and change on them... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



as punichment they should tie her up in the middle of hee town and let everyone walk by and slap her one time....
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2004, 03:52:04 PM »
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as punichment they should tie her up in the middle of hee town and let everyone walk by and slap her one time....
Ya...The spurs fans need something to do.
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