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Offline Reality

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« on: December 01, 2005, 01:49:48 PM »
No I did not add to my progeny per say.

However, between posts, i just gave birth to a 1.00133 centimeter (making up size at present) kidney stone.

Just thought I would share.
Bods i realize and accept move to other side of board.

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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2005, 02:02:05 PM »
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No I did not add to my progeny per say.

However, between posts, i just gave birth to a 1.00133 centimeter (making up size at present) kidney stone.

Just thought I would share.
Bods i realize and accept move to other side of board.
I hope you're making it up! 1 cm for a kidney stone is huge!

You must be  :hail: right now.
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2005, 02:30:41 PM »
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I hope you're making it up! 1 cm for a kidney stone is huge!

You must be  :hail: right now. [/quote]
 Thanks Ted.

Yeah I take this Chinese Accupuncturist herbal mixture along with the good ol pharacutical companies contributions of morphene or morphene offshoots (Toradol, Dilaudid, also Phenergan -great for nausea relief).  

My doctors written orders and place called Tiajuana, Mexico make it all legal.

So the birth was comfortably numb and peaceful.  You bet I am  :hail:  for that.  Actually the herbal mixture increases your pipe size for smoother passage.

Some cool pics and also i highly recommend this lab in Florida.  They analyze more stones then other US labs combined.
http://www.herringlab.com/

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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2005, 03:28:28 PM »
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I hope you're making it up! 1 cm for a kidney stone is huge!

You must be  :hail: right now.
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2005, 04:02:10 PM »
I am watching de tape of G-Nob blocking Kobmees shot off de backboard and racing downcourt for ze layup.

I wish to do thees too.  It looks pretty, how you say...Eazy.

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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2005, 04:05:16 PM »
Wow, that's even more amazing -- he did that in the TWO minutes he played and didn't even get credited for the block!  That is a REAL shame!

I know why Pop isn't playing this guy -- he's like Pop's secret weapon come playoff time.  Pop is playing TD right now because he wants Oberto to be rested and refreshed come time for the championship run -- then Oberto is starting and TD is relegated to the bench support role!  Pretty smart on Pop's part!

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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2005, 04:45:24 PM »
So are you going to name your stone Kobediah???
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2005, 04:45:53 PM »
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Wow, that's even more amazing -- he did that in the TWO minutes he played and didn't even get credited for the block!  That is a REAL shame!

I know why Pop isn't playing this guy -- he's like Pop's secret weapon come playoff time.  Pop is playing TD right now because he wants Oberto to be rested and refreshed come time for the championship run -- then Oberto is starting and TD is relegated to the bench support role!  Pretty smart on Pop's part!
Randy take a break from foil shining.  You need it.

GNob played 30 minutes, shot 9-14 including 2-3 on 3pters, had 8 boards and was credited for not only one block of Kobme but two.

You have not commented on Kobes game stats.  Now you can as Jomal has found  that AP writer who now has "The Kobe" stat.  He had 24 of those.

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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2005, 04:48:00 PM »
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I know why Pop isn't playing this guy -- he's like Pop's secret weapon come playoff time.  Pop is playing TD right now because he wants Oberto to be rested and refreshed come time for the championship run -- then Oberto is starting and TD is relegated to the bench support role!  Pretty smart on Pop's part!
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2005, 04:49:44 PM »
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So are you going to name your stone Kobediah???
 :D maybe.

or name it Randee.

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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2005, 11:40:48 PM »
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So are you going to name your stone Kobediah???
:D maybe.

or name it Randee.
do we get to see a picture of the new addition to the family?
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2005, 10:42:04 AM »
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So are you going to name your stone Kobediah???
:D maybe.

or name it Randee.
do we get to see a picture of the new addition to the family?
I hope not...
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2005, 10:42:37 AM »
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do we get to see a picture of the new addition to the family?
 :ding:  :rofl:

done.
about a 2 week turnaround.