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Offline SPURSX3

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« on: August 05, 2005, 10:34:19 AM »
Florida sports fan sentenced to death


PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

 
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2005, 10:38:10 AM »
You know I think all men, to a certain degree, get overwhelmed by the little woman wanting our attention at a time when WE want our attention somewhere else...but this is just sick, man.  They just finished having sex for crying out loud.  of course your wife wants to take time to enjoy the moment, i mean, if she wanted you for some loving prior to a sporting event - it might mean she really is wanting some attention from you.  dammit man, use a vcr, tivo, read about it in the paper the next day - IT'S JUST SPORTS!  Poor woman, all she wanted was attention from the shmuck she obviously loved.  This man deserves the chair indeed.
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2005, 10:40:21 AM »
Brutal...

In other *justice* news do you see where two Jackson jurors *now* believe he was guilty and will tell all in their books.  Say the jury foreman was "a jellyfish".

yeah guess that explains why you two caved in to him.