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Offline Reality

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« on: November 04, 2004, 11:55:05 AM »
As heard on Jay Leno:

We either have no coverage or have HMOs that stonewall us for days weeks months and years...and yet Saddam Hussein has a stomach problem and is rushed, yes rushed immediately for a procedue from a top doctor.  No waiting, no lines, no forms.  

Ditto Yasser Arafat.
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2004, 12:54:35 PM »
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As heard on Jay Leno:

We either have no coverage or have HMOs that stonewall us for days weeks months and years...and yet Saddam Hussein has a stomach problem and is rushed, yes rushed immediately for a procedue from a top doctor.  No waiting, no lines, no forms.  

Ditto Yasser Arafat.
Hey, we gotta keep Saddam healthy so we can wrap him in pig intestines and lop his head off! :crazy:  
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2004, 01:31:04 PM »
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As heard on Jay Leno:

We either have no coverage or have HMOs that stonewall us for days weeks months and years...and yet Saddam Hussein has a stomach problem and is rushed, yes rushed immediately for a procedue from a top doctor.  No waiting, no lines, no forms. 

Ditto Yasser Arafat.
Hey, we gotta keep Saddam healthy so we can wrap him in pig intestines and lop his head off! :crazy:
yassar is almost out of our hair....coma first and then who knows...maybe we will get lucky. :nonono:  
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2004, 02:03:03 PM »
What a big break for Bush though. With Arafat's corpse rotting in a sandy grave, some of the cooler heads in Palestine may prevail. This guy has long been one of THE major obstacles to peace. The other being Israeli tanks.
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2004, 09:53:20 AM »
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The other being Israeli tanks.
Don't you mean Israeli terrorists?
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