Dr Jerry Buss and Mitch Kupkake have announced the addition of two forwards to their lineup. "We are tired of the ongoing negotiations between Mr Oneal and Karl Malone. We have landed two local products whose Purple n Gold loyalties cannot be questioned. Mr Way Out West and Laker Fan Dan have both signed 4 year deals.
We feel Mr West can give us the enforcer role we need for the leagues other PFs who shoved us around last year when Karl was out. Mr LF will bring a passing game and will also mentor Mr West on eating habits. We expect him to come in at 210 pounds."
