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Offline SPURSX3

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Congrats to KG the new MVP
« on: May 04, 2004, 08:59:18 AM »
so jn, now that you officially have the league MVP, what do you think will happen?

will your team get a championship in the next few years?  or will he join karl malone and sir charles as MVP's without NBA bling bling??

 
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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Congrats to KG the new MVP
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2004, 04:25:40 PM »
X3 I think the Wolves will advance to the WC Finals where they will inflict a sweep on the Spurs.  A sweep so overwhelming, so savage and bestial that a black cloud will form over the Spurs' arena and spread out across the city. Left in it's wake will be a city so befouled by shame and degradation that anyone who owns Spurs paraphenalia will be rounded up and forcibly relocated to the barren plains outside of Lubbock.  There they will wander like the Israelites of old until they rid themselves of the Golden Duncan idol and bind themselves to the one true MVP, KG, May His Name be Always Blessed.

You who cling to the vain hope of a Spurs return to glory will live in a doomed hellbroth of wretchedness that combines the writings of Dante and the paintings of Bosch as you nash your teeth and wail amid the snakes, scorpions and lakes of petrochemical putrescence placed there by the Lord of Lies, BeelzaBushus.  

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Congrats to KG the new MVP
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2004, 04:32:38 PM »
Uh...like I said...I've ALWAYS been a Wolves fan.

(may KG have mercy on my soul.)

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Congrats to KG the new MVP
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2004, 05:04:35 PM »
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You who cling to the vain hope of a Spurs return to glory will live in a doomed hellbroth of wretchedness that combines the writings of Dante and the paintings of Bosch as you nash your teeth and wail amid the snakes, scorpions and lakes of petrochemical putrescence placed there by the Lord of Lies, BeelzaBushus.  
 
Sounds more like we will be banished to Lakerdom....Lubbock is even more hellish than you describe.   ;)


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Congrats to KG the new MVP
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2004, 05:23:18 PM »
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You who cling to the vain hope of a Spurs return to glory will live in a doomed hellbroth of wretchedness that combines the writings of Dante and the paintings of Bosch as you nash your teeth and wail amid the snakes, scorpions and lakes of petrochemical putrescence placed there by the Lord of Lies, BeelzaBushus. 
 
Sounds more like we will be banished to Lakerdom....Lubbock is even more hellish than you describe.   ;)


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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.